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SEC Rant Keywords and Phrases

Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
33 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:55 pm
I hope other posters who have been here longer will add to the list so it can become a true type of guidelines thread so new posters can refer to it for assistance.

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Retard - Retarded - You retard - and the classic retart or retarted.

Melt.

Your substituted for you're and conversely you're for your and the golden and immediately hilarious your stupid.

Inbred and the rare but great inbread.

Dominate substituted for dominant.

More than 10 words = TLDR or I ain't reading none of all that.

You suck with the follow up that can't be successfully deflected of "no, you suck".

Meet me at Sonic.

Just a single response of gay or you're gay followed by the ironclad and classic response of "no, you're gay."

There substituted for their and vice versa.

Sad!

Your mom- Many variations on this tried and true retort.

Alter.

Auburn Sux!

Coonass.

Rotten, stinking, orange pumpkin, hillbilly bastards.

Bammers.

Not a good start here, bro.

Post less.

Dickriding.

It's Altie.

Baw.

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As responses are hopefully added, I'll add them to the main list periodically.
This post was edited on 2/12/26 at 6:54 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105933 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:56 pm to
Melt
Posted by VivaZapata27
Natchez, Ms
Member since Apr 2013
4079 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:57 pm to
Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
33 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

Melt


It's on the list.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
33 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:00 pm to
quote:


Ain’t nobody reading all that. Sad.


Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3977 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:08 pm to
TLDR...Alter.

Not a good start here, bro.
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
33 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

TLDR...Alter.

Not a good start here, bro.


First two are already listed. Not a good start here, bro, is a good one. Thanks and it is added.
This post was edited on 2/12/26 at 6:16 pm
Posted by BobRossMobBoss
Member since Feb 2026
33 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 6:37 pm to
Dickriding added.
Posted by theCAW
Polk County
Member since Dec 2023
8466 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:17 pm to
Disney Gator
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
31173 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:18 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
105933 posts
Posted on 2/12/26 at 7:19 pm to
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