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re: SEC Rant Keywords and Phrases

Posted on 2/18/26 at 4:33 pm to
Posted by Trumansfangs
Mo
Member since Sep 2018
8855 posts
Posted on 2/18/26 at 4:33 pm to
I had a happy New Year thread a while back ( end of December ) that was kind of similar..... hope this helps.......


Posted by Trumansfangs on 12/31/25 at 2:07 pm
My fellow Ranters, please allow me to express my thanks to you all for making this a fun place. Here goes,,,,,



May you all enjoy" egregious swagger" on the way to your "ship".
May all your " bang-bang plays" be free of "ticky-tack" penalties.
May you all live "rent free" in your opponents thoughts," 24/7".
May all your position "rooms" be full of "long" players.
May each play see "green grass" from "the get-go".
Here's hoping you all "go yard" while "toting da rock to da house."
May your kicker's "never missed from this distance" be "chip shots"
May your "culture" never be "indefinitely" lacking "physicality"
May your "motor" always be "firing on all cylinders"
May you never have to say "It was their super-bowl"
May you have a really cool "presser" to "celly" your "natty"
And finally may you never, NEVER hear an announcer say shuffle pass !

Have a great 2026 friends ! Rant on !
Posted by Russianblue
Member since Nov 2007
1895 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:04 pm to
Brought receipts !

if we are still playing this game ; )
Posted by TigerWoodlands
The Woodlands
Member since Dec 2008
1197 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:25 pm to
In the grammar category, I once saw pre-Madonna used in place of prima donna. Phonics is a double edged sword.
Posted by Rex Feral
Member since Jan 2014
16494 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:31 pm to
1980 used to be a thing until UGA won a nattie. I guess 1998 is the next best year insult.
Posted by Drewbie
tFlagship
Member since Jun 2012
66163 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 3:45 pm to
No kige. List is shite.
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
3095 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 5:09 pm to
You forgot…

LSU fan… “I love baseball, halfway through football season”.

Bama fan … “hold on. Changing the Channel to your wife on Only Fans, while at halftime of the LSU game”
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
171764 posts
Posted on 2/28/26 at 5:12 pm to
quote:

tDecline. (LSU related)


Brother in the year 2026 you know damn well who tDecline relates to
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