SEC Media Days coming up

People will bitch because its in Hoover.

I expect Dominic Sanders and Sony Michel to go for UGA.

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I'm wondering if Ole Miss will send anyone.

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if you're legitimately wondering this.
if you think this is a clever troll attempt.

Bert will say something stupid but funny and likely at someone else's expense

Muschamp will start yelling for no reason.

Kirby will do his best to imitate Saban

Saban will say the same thing he has said for 9 years at Bama

Bama fans will show up in their god awful best (I predict no less than 3 bear imitators, the dude with the headphones and giant ring hat, and someone With a baby that will field vindicated for his 5 hours waiting time if his baby can just see Nick Saban walk by in an uncomfortable hurry)

Freeze will inadvertently tank his own program with a misguided bible verse

Sumlin will... Who the frick cares, dude is going to get fired for tom Hermann when Houston realizes they're not ever getting that big 12 invite

Maybe kristi malzahn will fight Berts wife for being a trollop and a hussy

Mcelwain will show up with 3rd degree sunburns this year and everyone will try to avoid saying something and I'm going to be mad as hell because he's the most likable coach Florida has ever had

Les will inevitably draw some bizarre parallel between coaching football and repairing a submarine or some shot because the man is a national treasure

Butch will go out of his way to deliver canned answers that downplay the stupidly high expectations of his team, maybe mentioning something about bricks here and there. He will actually toss a brick at the fourth person to ask him about Baylor or sexual assault and Tennessee will hire Peyton as their interim head coach on the spot

Blazevich or lambert for UGA

They're sort of crooked though.

Do you think dental hygiene is a high priority for people in Montana? I imagine they're too busy fighting off Grizzlies and rabid Canadians.

I will be looking to see if Mcelwain went to the dentist during the offseason

I can't wait to see how many more pounds Bert has put on

Can't wait to hear Saban preach about how guns and weed should be legal.

looking forward to seeing Hugh Freeze find his inner Jimmy Swaggart. I might get saved again after listening to Pope Freeze

should be funny to hear Dan Mullen claim how much he loves Starkville

can't wait

With Media Days on the horizon, time to stop watching Finebaum as his show is already starting to pimp bama/saban again. He gets worse as the season approaches...how many more times will they show Film Room: Alabama's Championship game highlights? Bill Battles' diagnosis of cancer took up 3 hrs almost & of course, every major sports writer in Alabama was called on to discuss Cam's legal problems. Will pick him back up in the spring when he gets into his interviews which are decent to good.