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Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:26 am to LSU Patrick
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:26 am to LSU Patrick
he went to an Auburn frat party with a knife yelled roll tide, but the auburn kid had it coming
rawl tide yall
rawl tide yall
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Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:28 am to tiderider
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it's a football program, not a career ...
Unfortunately when your sidwalkers full-time job doesn't really resemble a career, they've got to put their effort into something.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:28 am to imjustafatkid
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I would view it this way if it included all fanbases. Instead this is an attempt to act like all Alabama fans are classless losers. It shows more poorly on the people making the claim than the ones they are accusing. That makes it sad in a different way.
i don't think all Alabama fans are classless losers, I jjst think Alabama has more classless loser fans than other schools because when you have a school in a poor southeastern state (like all the other schools in the SEC) with the success Alabama has, the poor classless losers are going to latch onto that success because it's all they have going for them in life. It's a curse and a blessing, but I mean I couldn't care less if my fanbase had all these slapdick rednecks following my team if my team was winning like that. It's just that too many Alabama fans refuse to accept they have crazier than normal fans that makes these threads so funny. Yes people envy the success Alabama has had but that envy isn't why these threads exist. They exist because the 85% continues to do dumb shite.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:29 am to schexyoung
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Maybe a special edition with signatures from the leading GUMP offenders and background stories evidencing just how deep their Tides are Rolled.
Updyke's signature would be the ultimate prize.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:33 am to icegator337
He didn't go to the party, he was passing by the frat house. As far as the knife goes, sounds like it was a good thing he had it to me.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:33 am to ChallboiMatt
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hell the only surprising thing in that photo is he's drinking a Coke as opposed to a Busch Light.
He has a nipple piercing
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:34 am to imjustafatkid
That's exactly what othello said.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:34 am to Golfer
Radio station here spent 45 minutes making fun of bama fans this am.
Good stuff. One of the co-hosts, joy Taylor, Jason Taylors sister, had no clue who Harvey updyke is. They told her the story and played the finebaum clip. Obviously she was like holy frick, this isa real person?
Good stuff. One of the co-hosts, joy Taylor, Jason Taylors sister, had no clue who Harvey updyke is. They told her the story and played the finebaum clip. Obviously she was like holy frick, this isa real person?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:34 am to antibarner
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He didn't go to the party, he was passing by the frat house. As far as the knife goes, sounds like it was a good thing he had it to me.
Moral of the story: Alabama fans are criminals, and when confronted with the following choices:
A) Don't yell roll tide and stab people
B) Go to jail for 18 months
They choose B.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:34 am to Othello
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Don't worry LSU and Auburn will never have enough success to have people that take it too far like that.
It comes with being the best college football program of all time and the good fans don't like it but it comes with being the greatest, everyone wants a piece of that championship feeling.
But like I said, don't worry, you'll never achieve anywhere near the same level of success.
God bless Coach Saban. Roll Tide.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:36 am to cas4t
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That's exactly what othello said
But he addressed his comment to me. If he was addressing Othello then he should address Othello.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:37 am to lsufball19
Yeah I was just poking the fire with that one
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:39 am to VermilionTiger
BTW, should Logan young falling up the stairs while juggling the large set of knives be added?
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:40 am to CBandits82
Im starting to think the bama supporters are auburn fans trolling
It's just too ridiculous
It's just too ridiculous
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:41 am to icegator337
I support all of these incidents. Roll Tide.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:41 am to icegator337
Roll Tide
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:41 am to lsufball19
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i don't think all Alabama fans are classless losers, I jjst think Alabama has more classless loser fans than other schools because when you have a school in a poor southeastern state (like all the other schools in the SEC) with the success Alabama has, the poor classless losers are going to latch onto that success because it's all they have going for them in life. It's a curse and a blessing
Totally agree.
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They exist because the 85% continues to do dumb shite.
85% of our fans are not trash. I would go with something like a very vocal 25% that seem like 85%. Most regular Alabama fans don't roam around in Bama gear all day. You usually won't know it when you meet one of us.
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:41 am to VermilionTiger
150 up votes! 
edit: Just noticed the thread title change.
edit: Just noticed the thread title change.
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Rolling The Tide | America's most embarrassing fan base and their stories
This post was edited on 7/22/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:43 am to Monticello
Oh shite. SOme website called BamaHammer which is apparently affiliated with SI.com has a poll for the Updyke Championship:
LINK
LINK
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UPDYKE CHAMPIONSHIP CURRENT STANDINGS
Guy Who Hung Alabama Flag From Kyle Field
Guys Who Yelled 'Roll Tide' And Punched Zach Mettenberger
The People That Named Their Kid 'Alleigh Bama'
Posted on 7/22/14 at 11:44 am to Monticello
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85% of our fans are not trash. I would go with something like a very vocal 25% that seem like 85%. Most regular Alabama fans don't roam around in Bama gear all day. You usually won't know it when you meet one of us.
oh i'm just using that as the moniker that clay travis started using, referring to the % of the fan base without a college education. i don't really think 85% of the fan base is classless
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