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Rising from the ashes, Mizzou wins 8 or 9 games this year.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:32 am
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:32 am
And then double digits in 2017.
Sat, Sep. 3, 2016 11 A.M.
at West Virginia
W
frick the Big 12.
Sep. 10, 2016 6:30 P.M.
vs Eastern Michigan
W
frick you whatever conference you're in.
Sat, Sep. 17, 2016 6:30 P.M.
vs Georgia
W
This one I had to sit on for a second, battle of two new coaches. Odom surprises some folks between the hedges.
Sat, Sep. 24, 2016
vs Delaware State
W
Even South Carolina could beat these guys.
Sat, Oct. 1, 2016
at LSU
L
frick your QB LSU, it will be close, but our first trip to Death Valley will be too much.
Oct. 15, 2016
at Florida
L
Florida on some retribution shite for their worst loss in the modern SEC era at home.
Oct. 22, 2016
vs Middle Tennessee
W
Duh. Tennessee.
Sat, Oct. 29, 2016
vs Kentucky
W
UK is back to being UK.
BTW, Belle, I know...
Sat, Nov. 5, 2016
at South Carolina
W
The quietest rivalry in the SEC. The one that will become something if we stay in the east.
Easy win, frick your couch.
Sat, Nov. 12, 2016
vs Vanderbilt
W
Vandy. They'll be tougher than last year, so will we.
Sat, Nov. 19, 2016
at Tennessee
L
We've won every game at Neyland, that ends this season.
Fri, Nov. 25, 2016 1:30 PM
vs Arkansas
Toss Up.
This depends on Burt and Barry.
So, there you go, 8 maybe 9 wins.
If the offense is better than the absolute worst in the nation, and the defense drops a bit, not an entire step mind you, but a bit.
8 wins, maybe 9.
frick you, and go frick yourselves.
Kindly.
Sat, Sep. 3, 2016 11 A.M.
at West Virginia
W
frick the Big 12.
Sep. 10, 2016 6:30 P.M.
vs Eastern Michigan
W
frick you whatever conference you're in.
Sat, Sep. 17, 2016 6:30 P.M.
vs Georgia
W
This one I had to sit on for a second, battle of two new coaches. Odom surprises some folks between the hedges.
Sat, Sep. 24, 2016
vs Delaware State
W
Even South Carolina could beat these guys.
Sat, Oct. 1, 2016
at LSU
L
frick your QB LSU, it will be close, but our first trip to Death Valley will be too much.
Oct. 15, 2016
at Florida
L
Florida on some retribution shite for their worst loss in the modern SEC era at home.
Oct. 22, 2016
vs Middle Tennessee
W
Duh. Tennessee.
Sat, Oct. 29, 2016
vs Kentucky
W
UK is back to being UK.
BTW, Belle, I know...
Sat, Nov. 5, 2016
at South Carolina
W
The quietest rivalry in the SEC. The one that will become something if we stay in the east.
Easy win, frick your couch.
Sat, Nov. 12, 2016
vs Vanderbilt
W
Vandy. They'll be tougher than last year, so will we.
Sat, Nov. 19, 2016
at Tennessee
L
We've won every game at Neyland, that ends this season.
Fri, Nov. 25, 2016 1:30 PM
vs Arkansas
Toss Up.
This depends on Burt and Barry.
So, there you go, 8 maybe 9 wins.
If the offense is better than the absolute worst in the nation, and the defense drops a bit, not an entire step mind you, but a bit.
8 wins, maybe 9.
frick you, and go frick yourselves.
Kindly.
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 1:28 am
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Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:33 am to Remote Controlled
Baw, we winning 10 games. But, baw, we playing at home so there is no hedges son.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:37 am to Remote Controlled
Nope, Poop Swastika U is done, it's over.
7-5 at best, 5th place in the East.
7-5 at best, 5th place in the East.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 12:40 am to Vols&Shaft83
Meh, we've got a ton of poop swasticas to give to some SEC posers.
Unfortunately, UT will not be one of them.
Instead you'll get the ultimate humiliation at the hand of your "rival" in the ATL.
Unfortunately, UT will not be one of them.
Instead you'll get the ultimate humiliation at the hand of your "rival" in the ATL.
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 12:41 am
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:02 am to Remote Controlled
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Odom surprises some folks between the hedges.
You'll surprise nobody between the hedges especially if Chubb is 100%.It'll be much closers to the '14 score than last year.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:09 am to Remote Controlled
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:36 am to Cockopotamus
Feels like yinz should be selling tickets for that ride.
Muschamp seems to be pretty low key, he'll be fine.
Muschamp seems to be pretty low key, he'll be fine.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 1:39 am to RD Dawg
DL should be legit against the run again.
We get just a little better and we'll beat you.
Hell, it was 9-6 on our 1 yard line last year.
Chubb is legit though.
No doubt.
Hope Kirby takes you to the next level. He seems like an alright guy.
We get just a little better and we'll beat you.
Hell, it was 9-6 on our 1 yard line last year.
Chubb is legit though.
No doubt.
Hope Kirby takes you to the next level. He seems like an alright guy.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 2:54 am to Remote Controlled
Posted on 6/28/16 at 3:17 am to Remote Controlled
Man you done ran into some Walter White type shite.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 3:31 am to Remote Controlled
Lay off the meth.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 3:33 am to Remote Controlled
I am OK with this
Posted on 6/28/16 at 5:56 am to Remote Controlled
An optimistic view of Mizzou,
The Tigers go 6-6 (UGA, UF, LSU, UT, ARK) are losses. You also lose at least one during the UK, SC, Vandy stretch.
But you will have scares if not losses to , WV ( return their entire offense ) MTSU ( they always scare P5 teams) .
The Tigers go 6-6 (UGA, UF, LSU, UT, ARK) are losses. You also lose at least one during the UK, SC, Vandy stretch.
But you will have scares if not losses to , WV ( return their entire offense ) MTSU ( they always scare P5 teams) .
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:24 am to Remote Controlled
quote:
DL should be legit against the run again.
They certainly were last year
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:24 am to RD Dawg
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You'll surprise nobody between the hedges especially
Since the game is at missouri
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vs Georgia
quote:
between the hedges.
FWIW, "vs" means you play at home. "At" means on the road.
This post was edited on 6/28/16 at 7:57 am
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:33 am to Remote Controlled
quote:
DL should be legit against the run again.
Again implies a history. I wonder if there are any data to interpolate from
How was your record with a legit DL in 2015?
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:40 am to Remote Controlled
If our OL is average to good, 8/9 wins is the minimum.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 6:49 am to BaconButter
Hope the Mizzou SJW's go 3-9 
Posted on 6/28/16 at 8:25 am to Remote Controlled
Upvote for gifs alone.
Posted on 6/28/16 at 9:48 am to JamalSanders
Yeah this shows real effort. Such a team player.
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