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Refit complete, Mark Richt has loss control of tFlagship

Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:10 pm
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:10 pm
Many of you have enjoyed our time in port. You call our coach by the wrong name, make fun of his weight and seem to barely recall the time when we owned tRant and were the beacon of truth and utter dominance in the conference. Indeed, most of you imagine us this way:



It's true, sometimes we have felt like things were never going to get better. We have been beaten and battered into dry dock for far too long. These days are over:




We are a sinking ship no more, prepare yourselves Georgia. Everyone should be prepared. Once tFlagship is afloat it will not sink easily as the extra flotation added for the O-line and coaches makes it all the harder to go down. Let me just say it, we are back, and we aren't headed back to port for a long time. Tickets for upcoming barrages are available, spread the word to tLandmass, tDecline and tYankee. But first, the puppies walk the plank.





Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:11 pm to
:inwiththefuryof1000ins:
Posted by CauleyHog
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Nov 2012
4618 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
All aboard!!!!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
Is that Bert venting gas from his last ocean cruise?

Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19081 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
Hold that thought, and we shall talk again next week around this time.

But it had better be with a new post, as you are not allowed to bump old posts now, for some reason.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
Until you find some new way to lose in the final couple minutes.
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25059 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
This is still at thing?

Looks around

I'm being told this isn't a thing any more. That should wrap this up. See you for . . . baseball, I guess.
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:13 pm to
Bert is fat.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:13 pm to
Go pose for your mspaint
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:14 pm to
You know it's true though.
Posted by Pigimus Prime
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2012
4086 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:14 pm to
Seems you missed the point, hopefully I won't see you at all.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27184 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:14 pm to
quote:

You call our coach by the wrong name, make fun of his weight and seem to barely recall the time when we owned tRant and were the bacon of truth and udder dominance in the conference.


FIFY. Bert's pork belly and gynecomastia are the envy of the conference.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 5:16 pm
Posted by therick711
South
Member since Jan 2008
25059 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:16 pm to
quote:

Seems you missed the point, hopefully I won't see you at all.


If I got in my time machine and went to 2011, I could retrieve the point for you and the joke in its pristine funny condition. Unfortunately, as it stands, it is just a three year old joke rendered unfunny by constant use.
This post was edited on 10/13/14 at 5:17 pm
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24572 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:17 pm to
I'd say let's have a ban bet but as history shows Arky fans aren't men and welch on that kind of thing.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:18 pm to
Ban bets arent allowed silly.
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24572 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:21 pm to
Or whatever you tools did with the barn
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19081 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:21 pm to
quote:

Ban bets arent allowed silly.

Which is wise. Ban bets are childish.

But I wouldn't touch this game, regardless. I've thought since pre-season that Arkansas might kick our arse in this game, I was just hoping you would've kicked some other SEC team's arse before ours so we wouldn't be Bert's first.

Anyway, regardless, good luck to you and here's to no injuries.
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:23 pm to
I didnt do any bet with aubby. I had a sig bet with aggie
Posted by olddawg26
Member since Jan 2013
24572 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:25 pm to
Oh you're the only hog fan hereo
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 10/13/14 at 5:25 pm to
Im hoping our players come out pissed the fk off.

AC3 had to sit the first Q of the bama game because he missed a team meeting during the bye week and didnt really get much carrys so he should be fresh.
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