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re: Reasons why mizzou belongs from a Missourian POV
Posted on 11/9/11 at 12:37 am to Mizzourah16
Posted on 11/9/11 at 12:37 am to Mizzourah16
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.We entered the union as a slave state
We don't care about that. You failed to secede.
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The Missouri Tigers were an organization that loaded voting in Kansas as to
have Kansas enter as a slave state.
You also lost.
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The largest religion by percentage is babtist
Louisiana says hi.
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We like to call our hills mountains: Ozarks= Smokies
Smokies >>>>> Ozarks
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Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson
We all hate Arkansas.
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
The historical inaccuracy is just too much.
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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
Y'all are making fun o another school's athletics?
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Ole Miss - Our white dress shirts are pressed by Koreans too!
Grove >>>>>>>>>>>>>> whatever shite you have.
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TAMU - we love playing at kyle field just as much as you do!
We hate the Aggies.
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BAMA - Derek Dooley told me that if I don't have anything nice to say then don't say it at all
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Auburn - Our girls are hot. Yours are hot with accents. We should have a pillow fight. Cute tigers apparel required, LSU not invited.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth. We are both entrepreneurs.
Arkansas is better at meth than y'all.
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Tenn - if you live in Nashville or west you are likely a Cards fan.
Nope. Braves run the state.
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Vandy - Don't you have test to study for? Stop reading useless message boards
TD is not useless.
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UGA - We both suspend a lot of players. We just suspend them the week we find out they failed a drug test. We don't let them play against florida then sit them in the non conference game...
UGA thugs better than you, in other words.
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Florida - lets be honest here... the only thing florida and missouri have in common is that we both have a lot of waffle houses. The difference is that you need a GED to work at one in Missouri.
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SC - Columbia bowl?
Y'all suck.
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Posted on 11/9/11 at 12:40 am to Mizzourah16
You will never belong. Arkansas and usc have been here for 20 years and we still don't want em
Posted on 11/9/11 at 12:44 am to bamaboy87
We know we don't belong.
The question is - can we get tough enough to demand respect.
That may or may not happen.
The question is - can we get tough enough to demand respect.
That may or may not happen.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 12:56 am to Quantrill
You can demand it all you want.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 12:58 am to Quantrill
you know what you can get? a prescription for dick in the arse
Posted on 11/9/11 at 1:04 am to Mizzourah16
I like this guy
Posted on 11/9/11 at 1:09 am to AuburnisGreatEtc
One more thing -
Please ban that guy that is an embarrassment to Mizzou fans. Don't you have a cellar or something you can send him to?
Please ban that guy that is an embarrassment to Mizzou fans. Don't you have a cellar or something you can send him to?
Posted on 11/9/11 at 1:10 am to Quantrill
There's no "may or may not" involved here. Arkansas is better than most of the teams in the SEC. They demand respect like that little kid that's jumping up and down and screaming for attention. They don't get it. Neither will yall or aTm. I'm not saying its fair, but its just the way its gonna be
Posted on 11/9/11 at 1:20 am to Mizzourah16
didn't read the thread but:
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd largest Mardi Gras
Posted on 11/9/11 at 1:43 am to NIH
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you know what you can get? a prescription for dick in the arse
This post made me laugh far more than it should have.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 2:07 am to jdevers
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Tex-mex food isn't Mexican food
If you order in English, it's not Mexican food.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 3:57 am to Mizzourah16
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babtist
Gunga galunga. So y'all got that going for you.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 6:22 am to Mizzourah16
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We entered the union as a slave state
Did you side with Germany in WWII, too? That would be equally non-cool.
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We like to call our hills mountains: Ozarks= Smokies
We don't have hills or mountains. We have trees, bayous, and swamps. Our state is mostly flat. Many of us consider anything north of I-10 to be a foreign country.
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver.
France, Spain, Africa, and the Caribbean are upriver? I realize my Cajun ancestors lived in Canada ages ago, but riding through Missouri in a boat doesn't impart much in the way of culture. Was your state even in existence at the time? I'd look it up, but I honestly don't care.
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St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
When you go to Disney World, do you make a point to find the second-best ride in the park? I didn't think so. This is the SEC. We don't care about second-best. You can't beat Louisiana Mardi Gras. We do it better, and not just in New Orleans.
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Our girls are hot.
There are attractive women all over the south. We don't consider you part of the south. It's not your fault you aren't southern. Just skip the pretending because it'll be awkward.
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Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth. We are both entrepreneurs.
Who DOESN'T make meth? Your state has the most labs, but that's not high on most people's list of reasons to visit a place. I've toured a lot of breweries, but I've never toured a trailer park.
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Most of our fans have legs. Most of your fans have legs.
That one I'll give you. Although, my mother told me to be suspicious of anyone from a state without a coastline (she's from Colorado, so I trust her on this one).
Welcome to the SEC. Bring your A-game and an appetite. In the end, we'll get along just fine. At least as well as Bama and Auburn do, anyway.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 6:27 am to bamaboy87
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There's no "may or may not" involved here. Arkansas is better than most of the teams in the SEC. They demand respect like that little kid that's jumping up and down and screaming for attention. They don't get it. Neither will yall or aTm. I'm not saying its fair, but its just the way its gonna be
Surely you're not claiming National Championships in all those years listed in your signature? You guys can't even stick to reality and have to make things up.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 6:40 am to Mizzou Tiger
Another piece of advice: don't talk shite about things you know nothing about. My sig is a joke, but a missouri fan has no business talking shite about something like that
Posted on 11/9/11 at 6:51 am to CzarChasm
quote:Are you Glenn or Mitchell?
We don't have hills or mountains. We have trees, bayous, and swamps. Our state is mostly flat. Many of us consider anything north of I-10 to be a foreign country.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 7:12 am to deltaland
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Fail. Their culture and food is derived from the Creoles and the French who came from across the Atlantic and established New Orleans as a shipping port. I think some of the Creoles came Canada, maybe Nova Scotia? Definitely wasn't from up the River.
Cajun ancestry traces back to Canada. They were living in the Acadian region of Canada when Britain took over. Britain told the Acadians they could stay in the territory if they swore allegiance to the British king. The Acadians who were still loyal enough to France to refuse this offer were put on boats and sent down the Mississippi river. They got to Louisiana, didn't have shite to eat, and developed their own style of cooking centered around eating crawfish, seafood, and whatever they could shoot or trap. Over time "Acadian" became "Cajun". Say "Acadian" with a thick Cajun accent and you'll see how this happened.
Creole indicates a combination of cultures and/or races. There are different types of creoles around the world, but the ones in Louisiana tend to be a mix of African (including Afro-Caribbeans), French, and Spanish. Creole culture (and people who call themselves Creole) are primarily found in the New Orleans area.
There is still some debate as to what is "Creole" and what isn't (leading to at least one prominent a-hole food critic to state that Creole doesn't actually exist). Cajun is more clearly defined. There has been cultural exchange between the two groups, but calling a Cajun a Creole will probably be taken as an insult or a sign of stupidity.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 7:19 am to CatFan81
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Actually, Kentucky makes Bourbon.
And we love you for it. I associate the smell of bourbon with LSU games. I adore whiskey. I must admit to enjoying other types of whiskey, but none of them produce nostalgia the way bourbon does.
If KY ever stopped making Bourbon, I think Louisiana would declare war.
Posted on 11/9/11 at 7:21 am to Mizzourah16
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We entered the union as a slave state
brownie points
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The largest religion by percentage is babtist
learn to spell
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Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson
redneck
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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras
LSU YOU HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER NOW!!!
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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?
Love it!!
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Ole Miss - Our white dress shirts are pressed by Koreans too!
better be
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Auburn - Our girls are hot. Yours are hot with accents. We should have a pillow fight. Cute tigers apparel required, LSU not invited.
ALL IN!
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Vandy - Don't you have test to study for? Stop reading useless message boards
They are smarter and prob better than your team...just sayin.
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SC - Columbia bowl?
Gay
Posted on 11/9/11 at 7:26 am to CzarChasm
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There is still some debate as to what is "Creole" and what isn't
A Creole (Criollo in Spanish), is someone of the colonizing country's blood, born in the area of reference.
Criollo, would be a Spaniard born in NO.
Creole, would be a Frenchman born in NO.
So, I doubt there are any creoles/criollos.
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