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re: Reasons why mizzou belongs from a Missourian POV

Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:31 pm to
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
22235 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:31 pm to
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We entered the union as a slave state


GTFO with your racist shite.

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The largest religion by percentage is babtist


I'm agnostic

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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver. St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras



Mardi Gras was invented in Mobile, AL.

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Our girls are hot.


bullshite. I've seen them.




Missouri doesn't fit in at all. You'll find that out soon.
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
64570 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:32 pm to
Can we get a revote?
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23869 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:32 pm to
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Too bad there are no MSU posters on here anymore. This would be pretty good.


We've been grinding this week. No State posters are gone except Coonass. We just really enjoyed talking shite to auburn fans.
This post was edited on 11/8/11 at 4:33 pm
Posted by tatervol
Lexington, TN
Member since Nov 2008
2186 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:32 pm to
I lol'd
Posted by HWY 7
Member since Sep 2011
46 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:33 pm to
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I'm still trying to figure out who the f* is going to travel to Missouri for a game? Hell No.


I take the Fam to Big Cedar a few times a year anyway so why not throw in a ball game..hell for me its great.
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9890 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:35 pm to
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I'm still trying to figure out who the f* is going to travel to Missouri for a game? Hell No.


Ironic coming from a guy in Arkansas. You can bash our football tradition all you like, but having studied at both schools, Columbia, MO >>>>>>> Fayettnam.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
10026 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:35 pm to
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Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes


You fish Ouachita?
Posted by Larson
Southdowns
Member since Sep 2011
271 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:36 pm to
Mizzourah16

Ya'll were maybe the 7th most desired option for the 14th team and I'm just glad you're going to the east to be another perennial Vandy/Kentucky cellar dwellar.

Posted by trillhog
Elite Membership
Member since Jul 2011
19407 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:37 pm to
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I take the Fam to Big Cedar a few times a year anyway so why not throw in a ball game..hell for me its great.


You know it's another 200 miles North?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96986 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:38 pm to
First off being a slave state has nothing to do with our southern pride. It's our rich, unique history, great food, great women, and love for the game of football above everything else. Ya'll are regionally a midwestern state with a midwestern accent, not a southern one. It's just different culture. And if you really want to go there, your state was too pussy to even secede the union.

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Arkansas- we both fish in the same lakes and our grandparents all vacation
in branson



The couple times I've been to branson I saw nothing but skank arse sluts, lots of em. No kidding, they seemed really nasty.

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Lsu - all that culture you have came from upriver.  St. Louis has the 2nd
largest Mardi Gras


Fail. Their culture and food is derived from the Creoles and the French who came from across the Atlantic and established New Orleans as a shipping port. I think some of the Creoles came Canada, maybe Nova Scotia? Definitely wasn't from up the River.

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Missst - aren't you in coference USA yet?



Nope, and we are here to stay. You'll be wishing ya'll would of went to C USA after we beat that arse.

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Auburn - Our girls are hot.


Pics or GTFO

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Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth.


Well there's something to be proud of.

Whiskey >>>>>> Meth



Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9890 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:38 pm to
Mizzourah16, you are a terrible representation of Mizzou.



I'll even use a terrible emote because you are such a disgrace.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:40 pm to
Oh its going to be fun to watch Mizzou getting pounded in 2012.

Too bad they aren't in the West. They might win a few games playing in the East.
Posted by GoCrazyAuburn
Member since Feb 2010
37520 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:40 pm to
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You do realize girls don't do this, right?






I mean, not one mention of sammiches in his whole post. No way we should have let these figs in.
Posted by busey
First Coast, Florida
Member since Feb 2010
22958 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:40 pm to
Cajuns are from Canada. Creoles are from a little bit of everywhere, but mostly Spain, Africa, and the Carriebean.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:40 pm to
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So as the first mizzou poster


Actually, you're not, but whatever.

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We entered the union as a slave state


Way to tout your racist roots...

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The largest religion by percentage is babtist


Not sure what this "babtist" religion is. Either way, it's not a good thing.

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Kentucky - You make whisky, we make meth.  We are both entrepreneurs.


Actually, Kentucky makes Bourbon. Rich people drink Bourbon. Poor white trash does meth.
Posted by HWY 7
Member since Sep 2011
46 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:41 pm to
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You know it's another 200 miles North?


Being in LR thats about like traveling to F'ville game..nbd.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96986 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:41 pm to
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You fish Ouachita?


Love that lake


My grandparents lived in a condo in Mountain Harbor for 20 years, I miss that place. Good memories
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
96986 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:43 pm to
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Cajuns are from Canada.



Your right, my bad I got the two confused


You get my point though, they aren't from Missouri
Posted by BUCKMSTR7399
Member since Jul 2009
2709 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:43 pm to
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We should have a pillow fight


See, just one of many reasons y'all don't belong. You have pillow fights, we have fist fights.
Posted by Larson
Southdowns
Member since Sep 2011
271 posts
Posted on 11/8/11 at 4:44 pm to
the only thing I have enjoyed thus far from the mizzou posters is how they talk shite to the bacon. "I can take the hazing from Bama, LSU, UF, etc.. but from ARKANSAS, ya'll are a second tier program at best" lulzzzz its funny cuz its true.
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