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Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:15 am to
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
32879 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:15 am to
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I'm quite confused. This seems like a paid advertisement picture. How is this douchey?


They are just jealous.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17630 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:15 am to
Meanwhile, Aggy’s Heisman winner is unemployed, snorting shitty cocaine and beating on women.

Then gets his woman stolen and knocked up by Nick Cannon

I’ll take 9.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5424 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:15 am to
Oh. I didn’t know that, in the year 2022, taking a picture of yourself required 2 people?

You’ve just proved my point. The mask is for the “photo shoot”. It’s always been about optics.

Edit: if joe burrow started wearing his pants on his head and his shirt on his legs you would see the fashion trend sweep Louisiana by storm. Mask on in your own car or home, they’ll do it. They don’t/can’t think for themselves. That type of behavior is discouraged in “democratic” states.
This post was edited on 2/11/22 at 10:21 am
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61070 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:17 am to
quote:

Oh. I didn’t know that, in the year 2022, taking a picture of yourself required 2 people?


Damn.

You're really retarded aren't you.


Posted by Harry Morgan
Member since Sep 2019
9193 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:20 am to
8-4 trying way too hard.

This post was edited on 2/11/22 at 10:23 am
Posted by TigerNutwhack
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
4198 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:20 am to
quote:

Oh. I didn’t know that, in the year 2022, taking a picture of yourself required 2 people?

You’ve just proved my point. The mask is for the “photo shoot”. It’s always been about optics.


You don't have a point, all you do is troll nonsensically. You could learn something from the UCF fan, he's much better at it than you.
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
1804 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:25 am to
quote:

just embarrassing


Anyone who uses the word soyboy unironically is even more embarrassing.
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
3999 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Oh. I didn’t know that, in the year 2022, taking a picture of yourself required 2 people?

You’ve just proved my point. The mask is for the “photo shoot”. It’s always been about optics.


You say "you've just proved my point" but I'm not quite sure 1) you had a cogent point 2) or you understand what "prove" means. But keep doing you. You seem to be having a good time.

Just to be clear... you think Joe set up professional looking photo like that with some sort of tripod device and then ran over to his driver side seat before the photo was taken? That's the glue keeping your "point" together? I hate to break it to you but most photos taken like that end up looking like still shots from the Blair Witch project.
This post was edited on 2/11/22 at 10:31 am
Posted by TankBoys32
Member since Mar 2019
3524 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:27 am to
99% sure this picture was taken 2 years ago right around when he got drafted which would’ve been during the height of the Covid BS. He got a sponsorship with an electric truck company. What’s the problem?
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15680 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:28 am to
quote:

Whether you believe they work or not, wearing a mask while you’re by yourself in your own car has to be the dumbest shite I’ve ever seen.



Well hes not wearing it in the second picture
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5424 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:32 am to
quote:

Well hes not wearing it in the second picture


So why was he wearing it in the first picture? Did he need it? Is it a fashion statement?
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
Antarctica
Member since Aug 2018
13045 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:33 am to
quote:

So why was he wearing it in the first picture? Did he need it? Is it a fashion statement?


Probably to hide his reaction to the hideous interior
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:38 am to
Joe Burrow is that dude.

lol at clowns calling him cringe for wearing a mask. He could wear that shite in the shower while being quadruple vaxxed and he'd still be better at life than you
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
21992 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:39 am to
the OP calling someone embarrassing :rotflmao:
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36176 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:41 am to
I just lost some respect for Burrow.

An add for a car wearing a mask inside of his car alone.
Posted by PeleofAnalytics
Member since Jun 2021
3999 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:42 am to
quote:

So why was he wearing it in the first picture? Did he need it? Is it a fashion statement?


Ask Manziel why he did a Richard Simmons impersonation. You do stupid shite when you are doing commercials or photoshoots.

Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
36176 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:43 am to
quote:

Whether you believe they work or not, wearing a mask while you’re by yourself in your own car has to be the dumbest shite I’ve ever seen.



How does this have 8 down votes? Do people really believe wearing a mask while driving a car alone keeps you safer? If thats the case you might not want to even get behind the wheel of the car if you are that concerned about your safety.
Posted by safemode
Badstreet USA
Member since Aug 2016
639 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:47 am to
You’re mom and boyfriend would drop you like french class to sniff BDJ’s jock.
Posted by kengel2
Team Gun
Member since Mar 2004
32879 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:48 am to
quote:

How does this have 8 down votes?


Its col ignant, thats why, dude's a troll.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61070 posts
Posted on 2/11/22 at 10:49 am to
quote:

I just lost some respect for Burrow.

An add for a car wearing a mask inside of his car alone.

quote:

How does this have 8 down votes? Do people really believe wearing a mask while driving a car alone keeps you safer? If thats the case you might not want to even get behind the wheel of the car if you are that concerned about your safety.


Why are you convinced he's alone?
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