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re: Prepare your Egghole Moo State
Posted on 11/21/12 at 1:22 am to Rebelgator
Posted on 11/21/12 at 1:22 am to Rebelgator
Reeeeeeek?
Posted on 11/21/12 at 3:16 am to LanierSpots
Ok war eagle you bought your little team and you will assume the kentucky position in West for next 4 seasons because your school is joke. Yall cant win in anything. Yall suck in football, basketball, and baseball. You had even have Bama just i mean give away that 2010 iron bowl. No one wants your job or Tennessee they are places were coaches go to quit being coaches. We got lot more beatings in next couple years give yall. Might as well get used to it. You ought be Bama been smashing you since you opened the door.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 4:31 am to DCRebel
I hear Vagasil works well for your yeast infection.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:12 am to MadDoggyStyle
Your hopes and dreams are about to be
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:15 am to flyAU
Most underrated rivalry in all of sports.
Can't wait for this game to be played on Turkey Day again.
Can't wait for this game to be played on Turkey Day again.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:16 am to flyAU
Great job by our draft choice. You were a steal in the later rounds
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:30 am to sharpSee
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Nortizzle
I feel bad for the guy.
Got saved off the Titanic by the Lusitania.
:rebelbearsinUboats:
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:49 am to Jma313
1998
OM 37 LSU 31
LSU 41 State 6
Egg Bowl: 28-6
1999
OM 42 LSU 23
State 17 LSU 16
Egg Bowl: State 23-20
2001
OM 35 LSU 24
LSU 42-0
Egg Bowl: State 36 OM 28
2005
Retard C and Retard O coaching. LSU blowouts.
2007
Retard C and Retard O still coaching. LSU blowouts.
2009
OM 25 LSU 23
LSU 30 State 24
Egg Bowl: State 41-27
2010
LSU 43 OM 36
LSU 29 State 7
Alabama 23 OM 10
Alabama 30 State 10
Egg Bowl: State 31-23
The above stats show that OM fans pointing to their moral victory against LSU as a sign that Ole Miss will win the Egg Bowl is crap (but the scores show that State cannot beat LSU to save its life). Looking at the performance of both teams in their LSU games to determine who will win the Egg Bowl is worthless. Hell, OM's game with Bama was much closer than our game in 2010, and we still OM that year.
OM 37 LSU 31
LSU 41 State 6
Egg Bowl: 28-6
1999
OM 42 LSU 23
State 17 LSU 16
Egg Bowl: State 23-20
2001
OM 35 LSU 24
LSU 42-0
Egg Bowl: State 36 OM 28
2005
Retard C and Retard O coaching. LSU blowouts.
2007
Retard C and Retard O still coaching. LSU blowouts.
2009
OM 25 LSU 23
LSU 30 State 24
Egg Bowl: State 41-27
2010
LSU 43 OM 36
LSU 29 State 7
Alabama 23 OM 10
Alabama 30 State 10
Egg Bowl: State 31-23
The above stats show that OM fans pointing to their moral victory against LSU as a sign that Ole Miss will win the Egg Bowl is crap (but the scores show that State cannot beat LSU to save its life). Looking at the performance of both teams in their LSU games to determine who will win the Egg Bowl is worthless. Hell, OM's game with Bama was much closer than our game in 2010, and we still OM that year.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:49 am to flyAU
Nortizzle and fly AU in Thunderdome!!!
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:57 am to flyAU
I felt a stirring in the force as I read you post.
Then I realized I needed to fart.
Be warned
I fart on you and all of your city. I spray noxious odor on you and your brother and sister ole missians.
Prepare to feel the pain of the grind.
Our grind is great
Our grind is mighty
Our grind has been reserved for your hind quarters.
Our grind will reduce you to a whineyness only exhibited by those of the land called Auburn.
Your fecal matter lacks consistency.
Your minds lack sufficient mental power to understand what is coming your way.
So
Prepare to receive the full measure of grind reserved for you and those you hold dear.
Signed
The powerful grind master Overlord Mullen and his fierce band of Grinder warriors
Then I realized I needed to fart.
Be warned
I fart on you and all of your city. I spray noxious odor on you and your brother and sister ole missians.
Prepare to feel the pain of the grind.
Our grind is great
Our grind is mighty
Our grind has been reserved for your hind quarters.
Our grind will reduce you to a whineyness only exhibited by those of the land called Auburn.
Your fecal matter lacks consistency.
Your minds lack sufficient mental power to understand what is coming your way.
So
Prepare to receive the full measure of grind reserved for you and those you hold dear.
Signed
The powerful grind master Overlord Mullen and his fierce band of Grinder warriors
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 11:00 am
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:57 am to Cdawg
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Nortizzle and fly AU in Thunderdome!!!
YES
fly AU
#It's On !!!!
This post was edited on 11/21/12 at 11:00 am
Posted on 11/21/12 at 10:59 am to McRebel42
This is the very first cloaca thread I've seen on the SEC Rant.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 11:35 am to Teague
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know your overmatched
Posted on 11/21/12 at 1:44 pm to Jma313
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Drink bleach bitch
I remember 2006, when telling people to drink bleach on the internet was fresh and cool. Good times.
Posted on 11/21/12 at 1:45 pm to MadDoggyStyle
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I hear Vagasil works well for your yeast infection.
So my yeast infection in particular? Or all yeast infections in general?
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