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re: Poor UGA
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:00 am to RollDawgRoll
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:00 am to RollDawgRoll
quote:
No matter how bad their fans want to believe it, UGA is not an elite program.
We're the only team in the BCS era that is elite without a MNC.
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Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:00 am to tonythegator
quote:
The Gators have nothing to lose. We have already passed all expectations of success this season.
translation : we're playing in a pointless bowl, and we actually didn't suck as bad this year as most pundants thought.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:08 am to tonythegator
Three football fans were driving along when they noticed a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately they were too late. They discovered the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Volunteers hat over one of her breasts. The second guy, a Gators fan, placed his hat over her other breast. The Dawg fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Tennessee hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Gator hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Dawg fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the Dawg fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure this one out at all. Usually when I come across one of these Bulldog hats, there's an a-hole under it."
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:24 am to tonythegator
A freshman at Georgia decided to try out for the football team.
"Can you tackle?" the coach asked.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
"Wow," the coach said. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," the freshman said. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a 100-yard dash.
"Great!" the coach said. "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
"Can you tackle?" the coach asked.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.
"Wow," the coach said. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"
"Of course I can run," the freshman said. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a 100-yard dash.
"Great!" the coach said. "But can you pass a football?"
The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "If I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:26 am to tonythegator
You're probably a Georgia fan if ...
... You can play the fight song using your armpit.
... Your wife's idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard.
... The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, "What's that smell?"
... You're in the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program.
... You looked up your family tree, and your uncle spit on you.
... You joined Alcoholics Anonymous so you can drink and use a different name.
... You won't buy a foreign car because you're afraid you won't understand what they say on the radio.
... Your kids go to a private school, and they won't tell you where it is.
... Your Granny beats you in the tobacky spittin' contests.
... You can play the fight song using your armpit.
... Your wife's idea of cleaning house is throwing everything out into the yard.
... The Roto-Rooter man stops by your trailer and asks, "What's that smell?"
... You're in the Skoal Frequent Purchaser Program.
... You looked up your family tree, and your uncle spit on you.
... You joined Alcoholics Anonymous so you can drink and use a different name.
... You won't buy a foreign car because you're afraid you won't understand what they say on the radio.
... Your kids go to a private school, and they won't tell you where it is.
... Your Granny beats you in the tobacky spittin' contests.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:27 am to tonythegator
UGA > Florida
What's the overall record again? Oh, and how was your trip to Atlanta? I bet Florida's SEC East rings this year are shiny
What's the overall record again? Oh, and how was your trip to Atlanta? I bet Florida's SEC East rings this year are shiny
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:30 am to tonythegator
Q: What is the definition of safe sex down in Georgia?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:31 am to tonythegator
A South Carolina Gamecocks fan and a Georgia Bulldogs fan were driving along when all of a sudden the South Carolina fan slams on the brakes.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the South Carolina fan said "We Gamecocks never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the Georgia fan, "Your turn"...
And the Bulldogs fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the South Carolina fan said "We Gamecocks never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.
Then he says to the Georgia fan, "Your turn"...
And the Bulldogs fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:33 am to tonythegator
Since UG failed to win the NC in a year when they had the advantage of the easiest schedule in the SEC, will they ever win another one? I can see them celebrating the 100th aniversary of their last NC in 2080. Poor UG.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:33 am to dawg4lyfe
quote:
We're the only team in the BCS era that is elite without a MNC.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:34 am to tonythegator
Are you making jokes to yourself?
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:36 am to tonythegator
quote:
Poor UGA
Nice troll.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:38 am to davesdawgs
A test to see if you are a true UGA fan
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•A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
•One of your kids was born on a pool table.
•Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
•Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
•Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
•You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
•You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
•You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just “misunderstood”.
•If you refer to the fifth grade as, “your senior year”.
•You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
•It’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
•You’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
•Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
•You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
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•A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
•One of your kids was born on a pool table.
•Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
•Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
•Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
•You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
•You have flowers planted in a bathroom fixture in your front yard.
•You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just “misunderstood”.
•If you refer to the fifth grade as, “your senior year”.
•You’ve ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
•It’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
•You’ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
•Your aunt and your grandmother went to the funeral and had a fight over who gets to be the widow.
•You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:38 am to East Coast Band
quote:
when was the last time Florida was 11-1, and this irrelevant?
Since UF did win a crystal ball in the past 5 years, I say we've been "relevant" all along.
Unlike you guys, UF didn't have to forfeit games or have a losing record (4-9 in '04)in the past 10 years...
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:40 am to srotaG adirolF
Lol at your horrible name
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:45 am to tonythegator
Things you will never hear a Bulldog Fan say
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•Wrestling’s fake.
•Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
•The tires on that truck are too big.
•Checkmate.
•You can’t feed that to the dog.
•Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
•Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
•Spitting is such a nasty habit.
•Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
•Duct tape won’t fix that.
•My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
•I read an interesting article today.
•Let’s listen to NPR.
•Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
•Let a professional paint your car.
•Don’t kill it!
•I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
•May the best man win.
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•Wrestling’s fake.
•Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
•The tires on that truck are too big.
•Checkmate.
•You can’t feed that to the dog.
•Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
•Would you like your fish poached or broiled?
•Spitting is such a nasty habit.
•Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
•Duct tape won’t fix that.
•My fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany’s.
•I read an interesting article today.
•Let’s listen to NPR.
•Hey buddy save your money; this one is on me.
•Let a professional paint your car.
•Don’t kill it!
•I love the sweet sound of the oboe.
•May the best man win.
Posted on 12/22/12 at 10:52 am to tonythegator
17-9
49-40-2
We're getting win number 50 next season
We've beaten you the past two years
I bet a Georgia guy fricked your girl
49-40-2
We're getting win number 50 next season
We've beaten you the past two years
I bet a Georgia guy fricked your girl
Posted on 12/22/12 at 11:05 am to tonythegator
Do everyone a favor and post porn
Posted on 12/22/12 at 11:05 am to tonythegator
You won't last long on this board
Posted on 12/22/12 at 11:20 am to dawgfan24348
quote:
I bet a Georgia guy fricked your girl
I know I sure did. Wasn't really impressed.
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