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re: Patrick Peterson definitely didn't go to Miami.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:23 pm to PirateJunk
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:23 pm to PirateJunk
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Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:24 pm to memphisplaya
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Jerrel Powe bought a to ticket Mali instead of Miami.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:24 pm to DvlsAdvocat
Daniel Hood got there, used the bathroom, then promptly left. Everyone there was aggravated when the toilet would later become clogged and no one could seem to locate the plunger.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:26 pm to WG_Dawg
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Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:27 pm to WG_Dawg
Jamarcus Russell went, but he angrily left once he found out they had no purple drank, only orange drank.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:28 pm to DvlsAdvocat
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Much better...
You boys would have written out all the funny jokes in Blazing Saddles.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:28 pm to WG_Dawg
Kodi Burns was seen cleaning the pool.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:30 pm to Schwaaz
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You boys would have written out all the funny jokes in Blazing Saddles.
Are you saying your original was better? Or comparing yourself to Mel Brooks? Because either one of those is funnier than your Mallet line...
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:31 pm to crimsonsaint
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Kodi Burns was seen cleaning the pool.
Worst one by far.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:34 pm to Marines4Auburn
Brantley was there. He was afraid he would have to cancel. Urban Meyer was his ride, and at the last minute said he could not go because he NEEDED to spend time with his family........Brantley was 20 minutes late to the party.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:34 pm to DvlsAdvocat
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Are you saying your original was better? Or comparing yourself to Mel Brooks? Because either one of those is funnier than your Mallet line...
They both sucked but not worth getting anal over it. They were just jokes.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:36 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Cecil Collins was caught trying to sneak in through a window
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:37 pm to Marines4Auburn
Randall Cob had been waiting 25 years for this party and he had his ticket in and hand and was ready to have the time of his life..... until he found out that the Miami Heat wouldn't be playing
Hard to come up one for UK player 
Hard to come up one for UK player
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:37 pm to G4LSU
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Cecil Collins was caught trying to sneak in through a window
That is an OLD reference
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:38 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Hooking a ride from Les Miles, the attending LSU players arrived at the airport only to find out that the flight had already left...
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:38 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
RP Got stopped at the airport entrance for using his Brother's ID
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:39 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
I was going to post the EXACT same Cecil the Diesel joke, but decided not to since it was so damn out of date...
Glad I didn't now...
Glad I didn't now...
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:40 pm to DvlsAdvocat
Mallett flew to Miami, but missed the party to participate in a rap challenge at the trailer park by the airport.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:40 pm to G4LSU
James Brooks was asked to come mentor the young men but he is still trying to read the road signs on I65.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:40 pm to memphisplaya
Jarret Lee was going to go but at the airport when he threw his keys to the valet some guy intercepted them and ran away. He decided to just chalk up the visit as a loss.
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