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Our football program is a gold mine for the future - a future national treasure
Posted on 12/30/25 at 6:51 am
Posted on 12/30/25 at 6:51 am
- We aren't a thug arse ghetto like Tuscaloosa and both Columbias and Athens and Gainesville and Austin and Baton Rouge
- Imagine going to school in a ghetto smack in the middle of a 200 mile radius corn field.
- We don't cotton to notorious crybaby coaches like Alex Goulash throwing temper tantrums every five minutes on the field and with the media
- We believe in God here!
- We have the best weather climate during any season of the year. Can any of you imagine never seeing snow in the winter?
- We are the best college town in America
- Our coach isn't a closet gay
- Our AD and his wife are not trans activists
- We have the best pizza restaurants in the SEC
- Our new coach is the most likable guy in the nation
- Imagine going to school in a ghetto smack in the middle of a 200 mile radius corn field.
- We don't cotton to notorious crybaby coaches like Alex Goulash throwing temper tantrums every five minutes on the field and with the media
- We believe in God here!
- We have the best weather climate during any season of the year. Can any of you imagine never seeing snow in the winter?
- We are the best college town in America
- Our coach isn't a closet gay
- Our AD and his wife are not trans activists
- We have the best pizza restaurants in the SEC
- Our new coach is the most likable guy in the nation
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Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:00 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Hairy, I'm curious to see how many fall for this.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:06 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:10 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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Our coach isn't a closet gay
To be fair Kiffin is technically bi
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I’ll accept this mostly. It Austin isn’t really thuggish. It’s just very very very very gay
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:21 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Who the frick starts drinking at 6:50 am on a Tuesday
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:24 am to YieldDawg
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Who the frick starts drinking at 6:50 am on a Tuesday
The trick is to never stop.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:32 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Sounds like you're describing Vanderbilt. Agree, Nashville is amazing
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:35 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Hook to shinny! 
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:49 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Bwahahahahaha
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:51 am to Harry Rex Vonner
That Christmas batch of meth hits different.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:55 am to Harry Rex Vonner
& then you woke up.
Posted on 12/30/25 at 7:55 am to YieldDawg
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YieldDawg
Harry Rex Vonner sitting in front his computer waiting for this type of post.
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