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re: On a scale of zero to Free Bird, how Southern a motherfricker are you?
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:10 pm to Smokeyone
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:10 pm to Smokeyone
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We are Appalachian southern. We elected WWE super star Kane as mayor of Knox county on his political believes (he’s a libertarian). We boat to games in the Vol Navy in a land locked state.
We voted with the UNION. Twice tried to secede from the dumbass secession. Fought the Battle of Fort Sanders and handed the Rebels one of their most lopsided defeats of the war. Because any dumbass trying to fight a battle by walking between the Hill and a union battery on campus and the natural mud forts of Fort Sander's area back then fricking deserves to get their arse handed to them. And were the only state to abolish slavery by popular vote -- the rest of y'all had to have a constitutional amendment.
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 10:13 pm
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Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:12 pm to schmoo
Posted on 8/11/21 at 10:13 pm to Gideon Swashbuckler
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Corn bread with buttermilk poured over it.
Mullet.
Confederate flag tattoo.
Don't have all my teeth.
That good enough for you?
Edit: I also live on a red dirt road in lower Alabama.
You seem like good, honest folk. That cornbread is for the ultra wealthy snobs though. Cornpone is what use regular folk eat.
This post was edited on 8/11/21 at 10:15 pm
Posted on 8/13/21 at 1:59 pm to JerryRTiger
10+ pages of Arkansas talking about why the Hogs are in the SEC. Not one has mentioned the Bear.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:14 pm to Rohan Gravy
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We haven’t gotten over the Civil War.
I beg yore pardon suh. That would be the War of Northern Aggression.
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:44 pm to Naked Bootleg
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how Southern a motherfricker are you?
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Etouffee? Shrimp & grits please?
why dont you list some southern food?
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:52 pm to texag7
There not be a Texas if it weren’t for Tennessee, thanks for nothing..
Posted on 8/13/21 at 8:59 pm to Ag Zwin
Tennessee won it for you you mean? Texans have always been soft.
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