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re: Ole Miss Mascot selections are up

Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:16 am to
Posted by Bovina20
Member since Oct 2009
749 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:16 am to
The mascot search is full of FAIL

quote:

the Land Shark enjoys dancing to the “Jaws” theme song. He is a very friendly character – except when someone challenges any Rebel athletics team.


^^^ OH MY GOD PLEASE NO

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Ole Miss graduates are Titans of industry, business, politics, sports, music, art and literature.


This post was edited on 6/28/10 at 8:20 am
Posted by ToplessTenors4evuh
Member since Jan 2005
41259 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:20 am to
Again? I thought you guys had already settled on this fig:

Posted by graychef
Member since Jun 2008
30094 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:20 am to
quote:

REBEL MOJO


Posted by Bubba Bexley
Member since May 2007
3579 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:23 am to
I thought our guitar hero contest at halftime was about as stupid as it gets...but then comes the mojo.

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Mojo would work his magic on the field, providing an organizing theme and strengthening our game-day experience, allowing us to develop traditions, cheers, music, dances, and skits around a Mississippi theme, with Mojo as the centerpiece. The Rebels don’t just need a mascot, like any other team. We are here in Mississippi. The Rebels need their Mojo.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21572 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:24 am to
At first, I thought there had to be some mascot on that list that would have some redeeming qualities, but I was wrong. All of those ideas are terrible. Is the brain trust at Ole Miss really that bad? I think some second graders could come up with a better and more relevant list that that.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
17108 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:26 am to
The Black Bear gets my vote. Some PC moron will prob come along and say it's racist though.

Why don't they just be Ole Miss, the only team with no mascot? Just use the script with everything. Maybe a black bear on the sidelines like Alabama has the Elephant, nothing to do with the crimson tide.

Anyway, they can go to hell for all I care.
Posted by Bubba Bexley
Member since May 2007
3579 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:26 am to
Toot toot



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Rebel foes would know they are in for a fight when they hear the sound of the “Ole Miss” steam whistles blowing.


Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9617 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:29 am to
Well, at least the horse or the bear aren't THAT embarassing. The "Rebellion" lion is sorta clever, but any mascot you have to explain... doesn't really work.

I can kinda buy those... but yikes... it's like they accepted ANY idea and ran with it.

Rebel Blues Musician? Yeah, a fat, old blind guy playing a guitar is going to get me jacked up for football. ???





Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23875 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:35 am to
I repeat, the Grovers

Posted by BamaFan89
T-Town
Member since Dec 2009
19302 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:38 am to
quote:

A costumed horse character would capture this history and the essence of the Ole Miss spirit


Like this

Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21572 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:40 am to
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Well, at least the horse or the bear aren't THAT embarassing. The "Rebellion" lion is sorta clever, but any mascot you have to explain... doesn't really work.


Not as embarrassing as the others. But if you're still going to be the "Rebels" though, shouldn't you have some mascot actually tied with the old confederacy? If not, just change your name from "Rebels" to "Lions" or "Bears."
Posted by PirateJunk
Tuscaloosa
Member since Mar 2009
2680 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:40 am to
quote:

REBEL RIVERBOAT PILOT



I mean seriously?? How the frick did they think this one up and why didn't it get shot down right from the beginning?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:47 am to
I vote Blues Musician.
Posted by pult44
Fort Walton Beach, FL
Member since Jun 2009
1122 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 8:50 am to
Too bad you can't push the reset button on this.

You could just keep the controversey going and change it to the Indians?
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21572 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 9:00 am to
Or maybe Ole Miss could get rid of all of those ideas and get a copy of these essays written by 6th-8th graders:

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ELEANOR SHANDS ESSAY CONTEST (in its 43rd year). Each year, the Mississippi Division UDC sponsors the Eleanor Shands Essay Contest annually. Cash prizes are awarded to contest winners. 1st Place $50.00 2nd Place $30.00 and 3rd Place $20.00 The topics for the 2010 contest will be the same as the 2009: Junior High (6-8 grade) - Animals Used as Mascots During the War Between the States


Mississippi Division of the United Daughters of the Confederacy

Thereby tying Ole Miss, the Rebels, and their mascot, together with a rational basis
This post was edited on 6/28/10 at 9:01 am
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61446 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 9:08 am to
quote:

I vote Blues Musician.

Ole Miss Blues doesn't sound bad but the mascot doesn't fit anything that would fire you up.

Bears? Ole miss is basically NE Mississippi. The bears are mainly found in the SW part of the state.
Posted by Tds & Beer
TOT DAT MOFAN~DRIP DRIP~Bunty Pls
Member since Sep 2009
23875 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 9:12 am to
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The bears are mainly found in the SW part of the state

All five of them.
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61446 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 9:13 am to
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All five of them.

I think there is 6 now.
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
21572 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 9:14 am to
Is Ole Miss not going to use the name "Rebels" anymore? Or are they just changing the mascot?
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
36865 posts
Posted on 6/28/10 at 9:15 am to
I think you have to work "insufferable" into the mascot name somewhere.
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