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No more theft of traditions. It's OVER!

Posted on 8/5/23 at 4:56 pm
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 4:56 pm
First of all, no one likes a thief, even other thieves.

Alabama and Texas were the the first teams to ever play a college football game, on television, in which color was utilized. This occurred during the 1965 Orange Bowl which Alabama won. The referee's cheated and illegally awarded the game to Texas.

From here on out, only Alabama and Texas games should rightfully be colorized.

Secondly, throwing bones up in the 4th quarter is an Alabama tradition, no one else's. Please don't steal.

Early on in Bryant's tenure at Alabama, his notorious regime of toughness and fitness all but guaranteed if Alabama ever found itself behind in the fourth, which was rare, they would surely own the 4th quarter.

Most of the time, by the 4th, the other teams had already quit because most of them were full of gays and very soft. Just to assure that they didn't have a chance, when the 4th quarter rolled around, Bama players would through up 4 fingers to symbolize that they were about to literally murder their opponents.

At this point, most of the teams would just quit and leave the field giving Bama the forfeiture victory.

Lastly, no more smoking of cigars after beating Tennessee or after a NC victory. These too are Bama traditions and no one else's.

Posted by MetroAtlantaGatorFan
Member since Jun 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 4:56 pm to
So why'd you get banned again, NFLSU?
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 6:52 pm to
Also, it would be nice if Sylvester Stallone would stick with the nickname Sly, instead of the Italian Stallion.

That particular nickname has always belonged to an Alabama great.

Johnny Musso
Posted by GloryToTheDawgs
US Army - Anywhere
Member since Jan 2023
1651 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 7:14 pm to
Seriously, does anyone ever come here to talk football?

Starting to wonder if this is a 100% troll site.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64537 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

TTownTerror


I started to reply to you with something snarky and insulting. But it’s obvious you’re touched in the head so I will refrain.
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7290 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 7:26 pm to
"Bones up"?
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
3955 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 7:44 pm to
quote:

Starting to wonder if this is a 100% troll site.


Trolls & alters drive the site traffic. That’s for sure.
This post was edited on 8/5/23 at 7:52 pm
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:29 pm to
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Seriously, does anyone ever come here to talk football?

Starting to wonder if this is a 100% troll site.


Sorry if I hurt your feelings talking about football stuff. I wasn't aware so many people would get angry about Sly stealing an Alabama player's nick.

How do you feel about auburn stealing all of Georgia's traditions while simultaneously claiming to actually be located in Georgia?
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:46 pm to
quote:

Trolls & alters drive the site traffic. That’s for sure.


Let's talk about tear-away jerseys created at Russell Athletics in Alex Town,(Alexander City)Alabama.

Was Johnny Musso the first to wear them? Did Bryant make a request to his friend, Benjamin Russell, to outfit certain Bama players in the tear-aways they had created? Definitely.

Did Yeezy simply copy Russell Athletic's iconic sweatshirts when he created Yeezy Gap Hoodies. Of course, there is no doubt about it.

Thief
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:47 pm to
quote:

I started to reply to you with something snarky and insulting. But it’s obvious you’re touched in the head so I will refrain.


Well, thanks for still replying to tell me why you will refrain from replying in a certain way. That's pure class.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 8:49 pm to
Hey cajun.
Posted by Aggieguy2019
Dallas
Member since Aug 2014
251 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Alabama and Texas were the the first teams to ever play a college football game, on television, in which color was utilized.


The first colorized college football game was September 29, 1951. Cal @ Penn. Daily Pennslyvanian
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:02 pm to
dude, you can’t argue with crazy.

Just smile and move on.
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 9:27 pm to
Aggieguy, it seems I was certainly wrong about the '65 Orange Bowl being the first colorized college football game. Thanks for the correction.

First Primetime Game

quote:

This was the first Orange Bowl game played at night, and the first live national network telecast of a college football game during prime time
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6945 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:15 pm to
quote:

Most of the time, by the 4th, the other teams had already quit because most of them were full of gays and very soft. Just to assure that they didn't have a chance, when the 4th quarter rolled around, Bama players would through up 4 fingers to symbolize that they were about to literally murder their opponents.


Actually a coach said "Gimme five" and the Bammer players could only count to four.
Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37614 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:19 pm to
I cringe at all The Sandstorm thefts. They steal 2001 as well.
Posted by qman91
Member since Jan 2021
1853 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:39 pm to
quote:

Seriously, does anyone ever come here to talk football?


Only like 6 people come here to do that, the rest they talk football just to troll a team they just beat.

quote:

Starting to wonder if this is a 100% troll site. ?


It is and it's not even a question anymore lol
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
17178 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:47 pm to
This thread is fricking garbage.
Posted by KirkseyMcCordNixJr
NE Mississippi CC Ranger baseball
Member since Sep 2021
144 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 10:48 pm to
no way it's cajunbama


dude is way too smart to be cajunbama's dumb fricking shite arse
Posted by Dawgvet
Woodstock
Member since Sep 2012
551 posts
Posted on 8/5/23 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

no way it's cajunbama dude is way too smart to be cajunbama's dumb fricking shite arse



TTownTerror

quote:

Bama players would through up 4 fingers


You sure about that?
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