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Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:49 pm to
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:49 pm to
There was a Seinfeld episode about this exact issue. You need to watch it.




It just goes to show that the Bible was right about there being a helpful Seinfeld episode for every problem a person can face.
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 3:49 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:50 pm to
quote:

There was a Seinfeld episode about this exact issue. You need to watch it.



didn't know that. I'll check it out.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:52 pm to
quote:


didn't know that. I'll check it out.


A quick Google tells me it's called "The Letter." Elaine is invited to sit in the owner's box at Yankee stadium. She chooses to wear an Orioles hat. Wacky hi-jinks ensue.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Need college football advice


Buy low, sell high.
&
It takes money to make money.

Your Friend,
Hugh Freeze
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:56 pm to
When it comes to season tickets, sell early. I missed out on the chance to get over $1,000 on my LSU tickets because I assumed we would take care of business against the Mississippi teams and they would be worth a little more. Never making that mistake again.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

Elaine is invited to sit in the owner's box at Yankee stadium. She chooses to wear an Orioles hat. Wacky hi-jinks ensue.



As much as I'd like to wear my Mizzou hat into the Presidential Suite, I don't think it would result in wacky hijinks.

Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:57 pm to
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When it comes to season tickets, sell early. I missed out on the chance to get over $1,000 on my LSU tickets


I mean I love football but I don't think I love it that much
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 3:59 pm to
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As much as I'd like to wear my Mizzou hat into the Presidential Suite, I don't think it would result in wacky hijinks.




If you do, make sure someone's filming. That's worth at least 270 Internet Points if it goes viral.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:01 pm to
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assumed we would take care of business against the Mississippi teams


Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line,

&

Never count on anything Mississippi to bring any type of financial success
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:03 pm to
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That's worth at least 270 Internet Points if it goes viral.



subliminal Trump reference?
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8090 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:03 pm to
Jmo,

You came accross being smug. You're his guest and proper etiquette would have been to say thank you and wear something neutral.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:06 pm to
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You came accross being smug. You're his guest and proper etiquette would have been to say thank you and wear something neutral.



Perhaps...but I wish you knew who I was dealing with.
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:06 pm to
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Never count on anything Mississippi to bring any type of financial success


Words to live by
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14624 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:07 pm to
Would you go to a Tennessee game wearing neutral colors? Honestly...maybe the rivalries in the SEC are just pussy rivalries.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:13 pm to
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Would you go to a Tennessee game wearing neutral colors? Honestly...maybe the rivalries in the SEC are just pussy rivalries.



BOOM! AuggieDub certainly gets it!

And they say Mizzou and Aggie don't know what real rivalries are. I think the SEC doesn't know what a real rivalry is.

Missouri and Kansas folks literally killing each other is the definition of rivalry. We actually went to war with each other. SEC rivals did not.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9635 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:17 pm to
That's a lot of text Killz.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:18 pm to
I'm a text kinda guy.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17743 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:19 pm to
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Missouri and Kansas folks literally killing each other


Josey Wales was from Missouri and he risked his life to save the stupid Jayhawkers, even that lippy old bitch



Be your own Josey Wales
This post was edited on 11/22/16 at 4:25 pm
Posted by RocketBallz
Member since Oct 2012
1285 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:19 pm to
I'm a football Cardinals fan. I went to a Chiefs Cards game at arrowhead about 10 years ago and I was too big of a pussy to wear my Cardinals gear.

I regret that bitterly now.

Don't miss a once in a lifetime opportunity. Make sure you can live the rest of your life with a clear clean conscience.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 11/22/16 at 4:26 pm to
Great advice
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