My true hate is reserved for Auburn

Arkansas fans are delusional sure, but for the most part they are a decent bunch.

The gumps are obnoxious and Saban is a walking piece of human waste, but I have nothing against the University of Alabama and in fact I like Tuscaloosa a lot and the good Bama fans are the best in the conference.



Auburn on the other hand is home to the most vile, god awful people in the SEC. And it's not just the fans. it's the team, it's the coaches. It's everything. it's something about the Auburn spirit that requires one to be a huge douchebag or something.

Whether it's:

the 1999 cigar incident

Stomping on the eye before the 2001 game

Damon Duval

Ripping off Oklahoma's "Nebraska fans smell like corn dogs" and replacing it with LSU

"leaping"

Making up ridiculous horror stories about BR

Auburn fans telling me "I hope you build your defenses better than you build your levees" before the 2006 game.

The 2006 game.

Chaz Ramsey

Buying Cam Newton and getting away with it.



I take more pleasure in beating Auburn than any other school. If the piss balloon story Auburn fans made up were true, I would reserve their use solely for your fan base. No one is more deserving of that kind of treatment.