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Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4003 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 6:29 pm to
Texas Fan
Member since Aug 2023
1 post

On your way to premium membership invitation.
Your place kicker went to the wrong school.
Posted by BurnsideStyle
Member since May 2014
1905 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 6:54 pm to
My first interaction with a Texas fan in the Grove was this beautiful blonde walking through the grove wearing these bad arse boots with a long horn on the front. I said, “Nice boots.” She looked at me appalled and I realized she thought I said “Nice boobs”.

I yelled back at her BOOTS! BOOTS! But she had made up her mind.
Posted by Ferriday AF
Metairie
Member since Jul 2023
505 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 7:28 pm to
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
45898 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 7:44 pm to
Make sure you pay the Texas Tax of 100 dollars to chicken
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38461 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 7:47 pm to
FO horny.
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15987 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 7:49 pm to
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Oh you know. Just hanging out shavin my balls. How bout you?

Posted by NotImber
Member since Jun 2023
1182 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 7:59 pm to
God damnit Harry
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
21992 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 8:11 pm to
OP... logoff and sign back in when your tx SEC official schedule is released.
Posted by Krampus
Member since Nov 2018
5515 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

Oh you know. Just hanging out shavin my balls. How bout you?




What, so y'all just go around with your balls looking like Bob Ross coming out of a steam sauna?
Posted by Dear Diary
USA
Member since Jul 2023
1110 posts
Posted on 8/10/23 at 11:02 pm to
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This is another Harry

Yeah he just admitted days ago he lost his alter
Posted by TTownTerror
Tuscaloosa
Member since Jun 2022
147 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 1:57 am to
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My first ever SEC Rant post!


Hi! I'm new here also.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2927 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 7:45 am to
Bert Auburns Hair
quote:

How y’all doin


Krampus
quote:

Oh you know. Just hanging out shavin my balls. How bout you?


Is this a typical Aggie pick-up line or should Krampus be considered a sexual predator for preying on a vulnerable new member? You Texas boys enlighten us on your culture. Creepy or just how ya'll roll?
This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 7:46 am
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 7:46 am to
My advice to you is post less…

We don’t like your kind around here.
This post was edited on 8/11/23 at 7:48 am
Posted by BBQRick
Member since Jun 2023
450 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 7:47 am to
F#ck Texas. You are the wanna be UT.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2927 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 7:57 am to
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Welcome Pard

Hook'em


Ya'll keep that shite in Texas.

Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
3087 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 8:07 am to
If you're looking for intelligent, mature, decent conversation about football...run away, fast. This is just a cesspool of trolling and condescending sarcasm and bitterness.

Pretty sure the majority of the posters are actually only about half a dozen guys, mostly teenagers, with different accounts, just going back and forth with themselves for their own weird amusement. And uh, its probably mostly LSU fans, since this is technically an LSU site.
So, in a nutshell...welcome to Hell.
Posted by vholley50
Midland City,Al
Member since Nov 2013
353 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:07 am to
Good one!
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
3670 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:43 am to
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Bert Auburns Hair


Posted by ChexMix
Taste the Deliciousness
Member since Apr 2014
25494 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:43 am to
post less
Posted by swinetime
Member since Apr 2013
5247 posts
Posted on 8/11/23 at 9:52 am to
Go frick yourself
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