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"My Coach would kick your coach's arse" *Official Thread*

Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:14 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:14 am
Might as well get this started now, off-season preseason is underway.

Pruitt would beat the living shite out of the following SEC irl:


All of them!!!


Orgeron and Odom would be the toughest opponents tho, followed by Token, then maybe Smart/Muschamp.



Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118778 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:17 am to
Can we finally say that someone has agreed to take the UT coaching job?

What was the approval of the fans on the survey monkey and twitter polls that were used? Was it above 60%?
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10892 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:22 am to
Moorhead is 6'5" and grew up in steel mill country. I wouldn't want to cross him. Not sure how Pruitt grew up, but strikes me as the kind of guy who stopped by the gym to get a pump before icing down a 12 pack and gassing up the z71 to go riding around the levee.
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:26 am to
Tall guys are easy to beat up. Get in close and they lose their only advantage. Pruitt would have your guy's nuts twisted and begging for mercy
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
10892 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:28 am to
quote:

Pruitt would have your guy's nuts twisted and begging for mercy


So you're saying A&M missed on him?
Posted by Pinche Cabron
TN
Member since Nov 2015
3639 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:29 am to
Jimbo is short!
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:34 am to
Yes some slob is who I worry about... Guarantee Pruitt has never been in a fight outside of the occasional skirmish over the jukebox not having his song or when the gas station stops carrying Mountain Dew red.
Posted by OilfieldTrashAg
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2011
1806 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:36 am to
quote:

but strikes me as the kind of guy who stopped by the gym to get a pump before icing down a 12 pack and gassing up the z71 to go riding around the levee


Is it lonely up there on your pedestal; swap levee with river bottom and you have encapsulated most of my free time in college.

And for the record i agree with you: moorehead is a large dude. I bet he can scrap
This post was edited on 12/7/17 at 5:38 am
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:39 am to
quote:

kywildcatfanone



How does your father in law feel about this hire? Happy, angry? Is he concerned about that Mussolini fella? Is he considering a reverse mortgage? What are his thoughts on endzone celebrations?
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69882 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:40 am to
quote:

Yes some slob is who I worry about... Guarantee Pruitt has never been in a fight outside of the occasional skirmish over the jukebox not having his song or when the gas station stops carrying Mountain Dew red.




^^^ This guy is Mad online
Posted by Crowknowsbest
Member since May 2012
25869 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:42 am to
Pruitt isn’t a particularly physically imposing dude. He’s just crazy.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118778 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:47 am to
quote:

How does your father in law feel about this hire? Happy, angry?


Thanks for asking. He's embarrassed in the entire process, but glad it's over, as I'm sure all true UT fans are.
Posted by Gump4heisman
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2013
740 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 5:50 am to
quote:

^ This guy is Mad online



Nerd. I’m not the one that started a fictional thread trying to convince myself Fulmer didn’t completely shite the bed in this hire. You could have had Leach, Miles, Clawson or even Doeren. All I would take over Pruitt without batting an eye. You do know why he left uga and fsu right?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55183 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:08 am to
Lol@you thinking Tennessee has a coach
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67478 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:08 am to
I'll take Odom; ex-Mizzou starting LB
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33366 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:13 am to
Bring it baw! Wooooo!

Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17244 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:14 am to
Sabans daughter would beat his arse again. In a bad way.
Posted by reel_gator8
Seminole,Fl
Member since May 2012
11060 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:25 am to
quote:

Vols&Shaft83


Never stop being you Shaft...the entertainment value is priceless.

Just a week ago I thought some of you might commit hari kari and now look at you!!

Honestly, Phillip could have hired a short order fry cook at his favorite greasy spoon and y'all would be jiggy wit it.
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:26 am to
Bruh Moorhead would beat the ever living shite outta Pruitt. Never underestimate intelligence in a fight.

Posted by firewater706
Member since Oct 2015
268 posts
Posted on 12/7/17 at 6:37 am to
Malzhan

This guy would pull some Jedi mind trick and then skull Frick all those punks.
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