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re: Most SEC States are Fatter than the Fattest Countries in Europe
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:34 am to Old School Tex
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:34 am to Old School Tex
Okay..now I'm hungry.
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Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:38 am to Old Sarge
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The state of Texas has an excuse
Tex-Mex
I'm going to agree with aggie here...
This stuff has a few calories too...
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:45 am to Tammany Tom
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It’s Football season. It’s not the offseason.
Football = Fat Bastards
No, I'm talking about one and the same thing...
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 10:53 am
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:45 am to theballguy
Ohio is fat
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:46 am to AggieArchitect2004
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Being fat and racist has gotta be frustrating as hell.
Yeah that sounds like a miserable existence.
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He’s pretty angry with people but not really a threat cause he’s so doughy.
Total non-threat. Pretty sure once he falls down he can’t get up.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:48 am to WeGonnaRunIt
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In our defense, I suspect if they conducted the survey on a weekend when Elko is travelling for an away game, Texas would comfortably drop below 30%.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:51 am to Jdillard343434
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Ohio is fat
Not much to do in the winter there except drink beer at the corner bar and eat...
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 10:58 am
Posted on 9/4/25 at 10:59 am to Old School Tex
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Historically, particularly during times of food scarcity, excess body fat was seen as a sign of wealth and prosperity due to the ability to access abundant food.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:01 am to Old School Tex
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Texas 36.10%
UTubby
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:08 am to captdalton
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Historically, particularly during times of food scarcity, excess body fat was seen as a sign of wealth and prosperity due to the ability to access abundant food.
So, is that your excuse??
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:11 am to Jdillard343434
True. There are many 500 pounders in Cleveland.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:12 am to Old School Tex
Damn.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:22 am to Old School Tex
Study Proves There Really Is Nothing But Steers and Queers in Texas
OP is gay.
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Compared to straight adults, lesbian females had significantly higher odds of being overweight (OR (odds ratio) 1.33; 95% CI (confidence interval) 1.17–1.53), whereas gay males had significantly lower odds (OR 0.66; 95% CI 0.59–0.73).
OP is gay.
This post was edited on 9/4/25 at 11:23 am
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:47 am to captdalton
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OP is gay.
Nah, I’m married to a real woman with 2 adult kids…
Do you really think we could sell out our 100,000 + person Austin stadium with burnt orange this season if everyone was gay?
To the SEC’s benefit, our Longhorn fans keep reproducing little burnt orange fans…
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:52 am to Old School Tex
Most European countries are also not 0-1 to start the season. Congrats Texas!
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:52 am to Old School Tex
we won't apologize for the crown. 
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:53 am to Old School Tex
I mean, let’s be honest, Louisiana? You can’t eat enough crawfish to become fat so it’s all candy, soda and beer.
Alabama Mississippi? Greens and fried chicken will not get you fat might cause you to have heart disease, but not fat same as Louisiana. Candy soda, and beer.
flour tortillas and chips and queso? That will get you fat.
Alabama Mississippi? Greens and fried chicken will not get you fat might cause you to have heart disease, but not fat same as Louisiana. Candy soda, and beer.
flour tortillas and chips and queso? That will get you fat.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:55 am to Old School Tex
Weirdly I have an issue gaining weight..it must be all the meth and cocaine I'm doing.
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:55 am to Old School Tex
Tell me you lost your season opener, without telling me you lost your season opener..
Posted on 9/4/25 at 11:56 am to Old School Tex
People trying to say we ain’t SEC…please.
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