re: Most Attractive SEC Football Head Coaches (a Gold Digger's Perspective)

Gold digger's perspective????

1. And Saban isn't number 1?

2. I would take SOS as number 2- he is the funnest, and he is old...

3. Miles would make life interesting. You could listen to him talk for hours.


The rest are too young and not as much mullah. The OP list is CHIT.

(I married hubby at 19 when he didn't even have a degree to his name- I'm 1st and 2nd wife rolled into one, so I'm just playing along)

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The rest are too young and not as much mullah

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You realize that Pinkel is one of the oldest in the league, right?

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A black baby swimming--I guess miracles do happen in the modern age

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You can say that Spur. If I did Chicken would give me an early Christmas vacation from tRant.

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But, "naturalized Texan," instead of "native Texan."

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Missouri Yankees just don't understand how it works down South and in Texas. My sister was born in Nashville while my dad was finishing up at Vandy, but lived all but the first two months of her life in Mississippi. Nobody ever lets her forget she's "from" Tennessee no matter where she was raised.

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You're right...we don't understand ignorance.

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Hell, that means us Southerners are one step above y'all. We at least understand ignorance.





Hmmm. I think that's what I'm trying to say as a devastating retort...

I've always had a thing for football coaches. I think it just seems like a position of power thing. I don't know.

Piggi's Secsybeast Coach list:

1) Saban - Sure he's no spring chicken but he's the king and the king gets what he wants even if he comes in a small package. We've seen him smack some booty before and scream very passionately- who wouldn't enjoy that?

2) Bielema - Big, burly, manly and rugged- with a very nice face. And also a bit of a teddy bear.

3)Sumlin - Dark chocolate anyone? Sumlin seems just the right amount of animated yet rather calm/soothing- nice combo.

4) Pinkel- Probably the best looking of them all in his prime and still quite nice.

5) Richt- Very nice looking although I think sleeping with Richt would be just that...sleeping.

6) Mullen - Nice enough looking- rather generic I would say. Could do worse especially if we're going simply by gold digging $tandard$.

7) Muschamp - the equivalent of man's desire for a woman who's crazy in the sack. Who knows what you'd get with him? Hopefully full throttle passion and no tears.

8) Mason - Nice looking and after this season of disappointments should be very into pleasing others if you know what I mean.

9)Spurrier - Doughy, not by fat but by age. Still has that sass and swag which most women like.

10) Miles - not bad looking, would probably tickle your funny bone if nothing else.

11) Mark Stoops - Not hideous but not very attractive either.

12) Butch Jones - Not hideous either but something about him looks very schmarmy and jerkish and not in a sexy way.

13) Malzahn- i have bias against him so this one isn't fair but the idea itself just creeps me out. He's not ugly but no thanks money isn't that important.

14) Freeze - Bless his heart.

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piggilicious

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Your number 1 is here