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re: Most Attractive SEC Football Head Coaches (a Gold Digger's Perspective)
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:24 pm to craigbiggio
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:24 pm to craigbiggio
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schmarmy
Exactly the word that comes in mind when I think of Butch Jones.
Unbutton that top button your polo, coach.
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Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:24 pm to piggilicious
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Piggi's Secsybeast Coach list:
1) Saban - Sure he's no spring chicken but he's the king and the king gets what he wants even if he comes in a small package. We've seen him smack some booty before and scream very passionately- who wouldn't enjoy that?
2) Bielema - Big, burly, manly and rugged- with a very nice face. And also a bit of a teddy bear.
3)Sumlin - Dark chocolate anyone? Sumlin seems just the right amount of animated yet rather calm/soothing- nice combo.
4) Pinkel- Probably the best looking of them all in his prime and still quite nice.
5) Richt- Very nice looking although I think sleeping with Richt would be just that...sleeping.
6) Mullen - Nice enough looking- rather generic I would say. Could do worse especially if we're going simply by gold digging $tandard$.
7) Muschamp - the equivalent of man's desire for a woman who's crazy in the sack. Who knows what you'd get with him? Hopefully full throttle passion and no tears.
8) Mason - Nice looking and after this season of disappointments should be very into pleasing others if you know what I mean.
9)Spurrier - Doughy, not by fat but by age. Still has that sass and swag which most women like.
10) Miles - not bad looking, would probably tickle your funny bone if nothing else.
11) Mark Stoops - Not hideous but not very attractive either.
12) Butch Jones - Not hideous either but something about him looks very schmarmy and jerkish and not in a sexy way.
13) Malzahn- i have bias against him so this one isn't fair but the idea itself just creeps me out. He's not ugly but no thanks money isn't that important.
14) Freeze - Bless his heart.
Agree with most of this list.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:25 pm to jatebe
Are you another female ranter? If so, what would your list look like?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:29 pm to piggilicious
Well done Piggilicious
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:44 pm to mizzoukills
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single fellas...I hope you're taking notes.
You can't learn that. You either are it or you're not.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:50 pm to mizzoukills
Bitch, make that sammich
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:27 pm to Ancient Rome
Ancient Rome
No shite. Who dresses these millionaires?
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Butch Jones. Unbutton that top button your polo, coach.
No shite. Who dresses these millionaires?
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:35 pm to mizzoukills
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Bielema - Where do we start...Coach B is the definition of hot.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 8:55 pm to mizzoukills
I could have been looking at porn but instead I chose to read this crap. WTF
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:11 pm to deputyreb
Lots of valuable information in this thread
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:17 pm to mizzoukills
This board is officially gay.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:19 pm to mizzoukills
You racist son of a bitch
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:51 pm to mizzoukills
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call bull shite on the money claim, but if indeed true...single men, y'all need to listen to the women in this thread. BOOM!
Killz this is where you're correct on calling BS about the money and I'll add the celebrity factor, women are definitely attracted to those two factors more so than men.
Ya know it's like when Montana was the man and the media was Montana 24/7 and women were fantasying about being Joe's tight end.
I remember asking my wife what she thought about Montana and she was like oh yeah he's handsome and really sexy, so I said if Joe is the dude that's hanging off the back of the garbage truck coming through the neighborhood every Tuesday is he handsome and sexy......, well that pretty much shut that discussion down.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:55 pm to Cheese Grits
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1) Les Miles - dude eats grass so you know he eats the bush A woman who smiles a lot is married to such a man. It is like a dead giveaway.
Full on snatch grazer.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:33 am to JoeMoTiger
Pinkel is the best looking. I like his chiseled face.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:44 am to bamakat
bamakat
Are you another female poster? If so, what would your list look like?
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Pinkel is the best looking. I like his chiseled face.
Are you another female poster? If so, what would your list look like?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 8:53 am to mizzoukills
did anybody say this is why we can't have nice things yet?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:12 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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d anybody say this is why we can't have nice things yet?
this thread is what makes the rant great. right, ladies?!!!
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