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re: Mormons in the SEC

Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:50 am to
Posted by DirtyDawg
President of the East Cobb Snobs
Member since Aug 2013
15539 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 11:50 am to
Mullen being a mormon would explain why he's ok with his wife frenching his players. He'll just go get another wife to add to the collection.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27220 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:00 pm to
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What do you have against Mormons??


I’m not sure where you got that.

Reading comprehension =/= your friend
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27220 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:02 pm to
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A guy from Auburn told me that Nick Saban was the Devil. Would a guy from Auburn lie?


The debil would never portray himself as being that short.

Saban is beelzebub. He just spelled his earth name similar to satan for the props.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 12:04 pm
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
The Grindfather
Member since Dec 2010
35802 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:02 pm to
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John Cohen (former baseball coach at Miss. State and now AD)


He's a Jew
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27220 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:03 pm to
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Mullin claimed to be Episcopalian, when residing in Starkville.



LDS Taqiyya
Posted by J2thaROC
Member since May 2018
13009 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:05 pm to
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Don't trust a religion that thinks Jesus and Lucifer are brothers and damn well don't trust a religion , who's founder, was hung for being a con artist.


How about just “don’t trust anything for which you have zero evidence for”. That way you encompass all of the religious myths.
This post was edited on 2/7/20 at 12:06 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27220 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:06 pm to
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How about just “don’t trust anything for which you have zero evidence for”.


One too many “for’s.”

Downvote.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:35 pm to
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Yeah, look at Catholics who kiss men’s rings who dress in robes and sexually abuse children.

Wtf is that about?



Indeed.

And when did Christians start thinking it was okay to forget to keep the Sabbath holy?

Thank God for the Jehovah's Witnesses. They neither worship Jesus above God, nor have they forgotten to keep the Sabbath Holy.
Posted by Sobaka94
Tampa
Member since Jul 2017
248 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:43 pm to
I thought dan mullen was a scientologist
Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19170 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:51 pm to
I thought Drinkwich was a tooooooaaaad.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:55 pm to
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Come on now. We're supposed to respect other peoples' beliefs, no matter how retarded they are.

No we aren’t
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 12:58 pm to
Dan Mullen is orchestrating this from the captain master commander position in Clearwater Florida headquarters of Scientology.
Posted by WildTchoupitoulas
Member since Jan 2010
44071 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 1:08 pm to
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No we aren’t


Wait, you're right, we're supposed to kill those would would follow false prophets.

Damn.

Oh, shite, I mean, "frick".
Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3475 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 1:13 pm to
I have nothing against marmots, and I would never kill a marmot unless it was self defense.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 1:30 pm to
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Don't trust a religion

You should've just stopped right there.
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 1:32 pm to
Don't Mormons believe the garden of Eden is in bumfrick Missouri? And there will be a huge holy war in Missouri? Kek
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 1:35 pm to
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Don't Mormons believe the garden of Eden is in bumfrick Missouri? And there will be a huge holy war in Missouri? Kek

Didn't the State of Missouri issue an extermination order for Mormons that was just recently rescinded?



They must have made a good impression.

Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 2:03 pm to
The klan dies hard at Ole Miss. if the klan couldn’t persecute your race they went after your religion. Old times are not forgotten, indeed. Look away folks. Look away.
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 2:30 pm to
John Cohen is not a Mormon.
Posted by Tanny Bogus
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2011
177 posts
Posted on 2/7/20 at 2:31 pm to
Well for starters, how about the Mountain Meadows Massacre?
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