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Mizzou Melting for days on end ACTUALLY makes sense

Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:08 pm
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
1127 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:08 pm
If you are like the Texas Longhorns, you are mildly aware that Mizzou exists. So I was wondering, "Why are these nobodies still wrapped around the axle of a 14 point loss from last Saturday morning?"

Well, did you know that early into Week 7 of this season, Mizzou was 5-1 and in control of their own destiny?

Fresh off two (at the time) big wins:

1) a big win over then #8 Florida (we would learn that was false gold, but there was a time...) and

2) a big win over A&M who typically owns Mizzou.

Mizzou was ranked 14th in the nation! Wow. Good for them! Way to go little buddies!

...but then...

Now a mere 3 weeks later, Mizzou is 6-3 and have completely dropped out of the rankings.

To make matters worse, they are playing Georgia on Saturday, staring down the barrel of 6-4 and going 1-3 since their "high" point.

The loss to Texas effectively ended their season when they lost by multiple touchdowns. Georgia is just going to throw the dirt on the already lowered coffin.

So, sure, go ahead and keep wailing up and down the pages of this board. I'd forgotten what the lamentations of the insignificant sounded like, but I understand where it's all coming from better now.

This post was edited on 11/10/26 at 6:09 pm
Posted by BootyFett69
6969 W High Street
Member since Jan 2021
2531 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

false gold


Didn’t really bother reading past this, but, it’s “fools gold.”

Anyways, sorry that happened or congrats
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
1127 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:12 pm to
I almost said iron pyrite, and so I must have confused myself.

Thanks for the condolences and/or congratulations. I needed that after my horrific error.
Posted by Western_tiger
Denver
Member since Dec 2024
716 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:20 pm to
this post jinxed Georgia, betting the house on misery
Posted by bcoop199
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2013
9648 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:21 pm to
What makes even more sense is Texas having more resources/advantages than any other college and yet still underachieves.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
31239 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:21 pm to
They kicked our arse, we are aware they exist.
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
339 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:25 pm to
I mean, I am not melting. It is what it is, and there is not much us fans can really do about it. I think there were a lot of very bad calls that went to Texas this past Saturday. Did that help them win the game? Absolutely, but that being said -- I am sure it'll be all for naught. You guys are not that good this year. Relying on the officials to beat lil' ol' Mizzou? Good luck going forward.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
5243 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:29 pm to
they are absolutely broken. it makes no sense either because we barely know each other. pretty weird tbh
Posted by Rosco P Coltrane
STL
Member since Aug 2022
493 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
1127 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:34 pm to
Between this game and 2008, I wonder if are creating parasocial origin stories where we are the unaware villains in their fandom.

I mean, at least we are aware that A&M makes their whole identity about their resentment to Big Brother Texas and OU rightfully hates us because that is the right response when you are hated, as hate begets hate.
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
1127 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:37 pm to
Good response and good boy.

The SEC is part of the world, so we need them too.

Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2616 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:43 pm to
They win multiple national championships in multiple sports. Missouri on the other hand is, well Missouri
Posted by QBUMizzou
North of the Mason Dixon line
Member since Nov 2013
1456 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:49 pm to
quote:

They win multiple national championships in multiple sports. Missouri on the other hand is, well Missouri


Shocked, I mean SHOCKED, that you are Brokebacking Texas again.
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
130383 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:51 pm to
It’s a Land Thieves tradition.
Posted by TexasWranglers
Member since Sep 2024
2718 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:51 pm to
Cry, everyone has resources and it's the ultimate team game. More than Half our “resources” are out for the season on injured reserve. We went to your house with a ton of backups and beat you by 2 TDs
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
1127 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:55 pm to





:lol: :lol: :lol:
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
5373 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:56 pm to
Dey ain't a dog gone ting wong wit using "false gold".
Posted by VYForever
Frisco
Member since Feb 2019
1127 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:57 pm to
Lost by 2 TD's...

MuH ReFs! We wOuLd WiN 10 oUt Of 10 TiMeS bUt FoR tHe ZeBrAs!
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
20403 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 6:58 pm to
Arch’s incomplete forward fumble broke them. It’s sad to watch.
Posted by Victor R Franko
Member since Dec 2021
5373 posts
Posted on 11/10/26 at 7:07 pm to
quote:

Texas having more resources/advantages than any other college and yet still underachieves.

This is underachieving...

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