Miss. State: what have you done to Joe Moorhead?

Joe Moorhead used to be the the somewhat svelte, picturesque OC at Penn. State.



Then he came to Miss. State. Here he is shortly after his arrival, a tad larger than he was at Penn. State. He must have begun to indulge in the famous cheese and ice cream produced there.



Then reality takes hold and stress takes over. He starts having sleepless nights after realizing that he is the head coach at a perennial conference cellar dweller in which only one coach has escaped with a better job, while all the rest have resigned, been fired or have been forced into retirement. The odds aren't good for Joe. Cortisol production is high. Joe then grows a beard to cover his fatty jowls and hide his shame from the world, but his chin demands to be seen in all of its glory.



Joe loses to Kentucky, and his mental stability begins to slip downward as have done his physical attributes. He develops wonk eyes.



There are really only two ways this can end. Miss. State-you have ruined Joe Moorhead. I hope you are proud of yourselves.





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