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Mike Elko was a market overcorrection
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:27 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:27 pm
He was seemingly normal.
Mike.
Not Jimbo.
No weird diseased tranny looking son tagging along at all times.
Just Mike. Normal Mike.
Turns out Mike Elko pushes his glasses back up to the top of his nose like a low iq imbecile.
Fat people can be nimble both of mind and body. It’s possible.
But Mike Elko cannot possibly be nimble mentally. That is a non-nimble mind. A slow mind.
Mike Elko looks like a dungeon and dragons fat body nerd.
You’ve all seen this guy in two weeks worth of wear sweatpants at Wal-Mart buying a Pokémon card set.
Mike is just one of many examples of an overcorrection, an overreaction.
What is next for Texas AM? A program who used to compete for the state title of Texas but now aren’t even the favorites for their own district. Not even district champs. Not even city champs. Arguably the 5th most relevant program in the state of Texas. Incredible really.
I do not believe a niche school that has AM at the end of the name can ever be a true contender and this entire 100k+ midnight thing and 12th man is a big waste of time for everyone involved.
Texas AM should be on the tier of like Georgia Tech, if you’re better than them you’re doing well. No shame, GT is a solid football program. But that is your brand comparison. That’s your tier. That’s your competitive pairing.
Mike.
Not Jimbo.
No weird diseased tranny looking son tagging along at all times.
Just Mike. Normal Mike.
Turns out Mike Elko pushes his glasses back up to the top of his nose like a low iq imbecile.
Fat people can be nimble both of mind and body. It’s possible.
But Mike Elko cannot possibly be nimble mentally. That is a non-nimble mind. A slow mind.
Mike Elko looks like a dungeon and dragons fat body nerd.
You’ve all seen this guy in two weeks worth of wear sweatpants at Wal-Mart buying a Pokémon card set.
Mike is just one of many examples of an overcorrection, an overreaction.
What is next for Texas AM? A program who used to compete for the state title of Texas but now aren’t even the favorites for their own district. Not even district champs. Not even city champs. Arguably the 5th most relevant program in the state of Texas. Incredible really.
I do not believe a niche school that has AM at the end of the name can ever be a true contender and this entire 100k+ midnight thing and 12th man is a big waste of time for everyone involved.
Texas AM should be on the tier of like Georgia Tech, if you’re better than them you’re doing well. No shame, GT is a solid football program. But that is your brand comparison. That’s your tier. That’s your competitive pairing.
This post was edited on 10/30/26 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:30 pm to tShadowTiger
??
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:31 pm to tShadowTiger
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No weird diseased tranny looking son tagging along at all times.
Wow
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:32 pm to tShadowTiger
Poli Board, come get your man.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:42 pm to tShadowTiger
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Arguably the 5th most relevant program in the state of Texas. Incredible really.
6th best in Texas. Any of the teams listed below would best aggy football this year.
Houston 6-2
SMU 6-1
Texas 5-2
Texas Tech 6-1
UTSA 7-1
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:45 pm to tShadowTiger
Any coach that is somehow morbidly obese despite making $10m a year with all the access to world class nutritional programs cannot be taken seriously.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:46 pm to tShadowTiger
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He was seemingly normal.
Mike.
Not Jimbo.
No weird diseased tranny looking son tagging along at all times.
Just Mike. Normal Mike.
Turns out Mike Elko pushes his glasses back up to the top of his nose like a low iq imbecile.
Fat people can be nimble both of mind and body. It’s possible.
But Mike Elko cannot possibly be nimble mentally. That is a non-nimble mind. A slow mind.
Mike Elko looks like a dungeon and dragons fat body nerd.
You’ve all seen this guy in two weeks worth of wear sweatpants at Wal-Mart buying a Pokémon card set.
Mike is just one of many examples of an overcorrection, an overreaction.
What is next for Texas AM? A program who used to compete for the state title of Texas but now aren’t even the favorites for their own district. Not even district champs. Not even city champs. Arguably the 5th most relevant program in the state of Texas. Incredible really.
I do not believe a niche school that has AM at the end of the name can ever be a true contender and this entire 100k+ midnight thing and 12th man is a big waste of time for everyone involved.
Texas AM should be on the tier of like Georgia Tech, if you’re better than them you’re doing well. No shame, GT is a solid football program. But that is your brand comparison. That’s your tier. That’s your competitive pairing.
....thinking...
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:48 pm to tShadowTiger
Posted on 10/30/26 at 6:57 pm to tShadowTiger
Damb … that’s a lotta melt over A&M
Posted on 10/30/26 at 7:02 pm to Rrrrroger
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Any coach that is somehow morbidly obese despite making $10m a year with all the access to world class nutritional programs cannot be taken seriously.
Couldn’t agree more
Posted on 10/30/26 at 7:03 pm to SanAg
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??
This is how bad the cognitive dissonance is?
You are puzzled by any of this?
How possible?
Posted on 10/30/26 at 8:27 pm to tShadowTiger
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No weird diseased tranny looking son tagging along at all times.
I don’t like Jimbo, I don’t like A&M, but what’s the point of saying cruel shite like this? Hope whatever is going on in your life that makes you want to say things like that about a kid who hasn’t done anything to you gets better
Posted on 10/30/26 at 8:32 pm to Forever
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but what’s the point of saying cruel shite like this
Bc I genuinely did not want to look at that big headed attention whore weirdo or his phony dad anymore and I’m glad they’re both gone from the spotlight.
Being mean is okay.
Try it sometime.
Might replace the T pills you’re taking.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 8:50 pm to tShadowTiger
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Fat people can be nimble both of mind and body. It’s possible
I disagree there. If a person is nimble of both mind and body they wouldnt let themselves be fat. There's a reason why nobody respects fat people.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 8:57 pm to tShadowTiger
Did you create an account on 10/22/26 to spew this word vomit? Rare that I defend fAggie, but there is a reason Mike Elko makes more per game than you will earn in your entire life. Bad seasons happen. Mike Elko didn't suddenly become a terrible coach.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 8:58 pm to GreenieTiger
So you have a lot of similar physical traits as Mike.
Got it.
Got it.
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:25 pm to tShadowTiger
Elko doesn’t appear to care about his team’s success….
nor his own health
nor his own health
Posted on 10/30/26 at 9:43 pm to tShadowTiger
What a melt
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:11 pm to tShadowTiger
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Being mean is okay. Try it sometime. Might replace the T pills you’re taking.
lol you’re an autistic fig that doesn’t say shite to anyone in real life. Being mean to people like you is ok, being mean about a random sick kid isn’t. I would beat your arse IRL
Posted on 10/30/26 at 10:12 pm to tShadowTiger
12 months ago this site was calling him the greatest Aggie hire ever.
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