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May we get a wellness check on everyone from the Bama board?
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:37 pm
I mean we all knew the decline was going to be quick, but this is alarming. I am concerned about the well being of the cousin-wives of all of the posters. Please open up access to the board for all. We need to check on them.
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Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:38 pm to Spasweezy
My cousins are Auburn fans so I think their wellness is A+.
My wife is a Bammer and she is too busy chasing around 3 kids to really be too sad.
I am just beating my dog a lot. Drinking on the job. Stuff like that. Nothing unusual.
My wife is a Bammer and she is too busy chasing around 3 kids to really be too sad.
I am just beating my dog a lot. Drinking on the job. Stuff like that. Nothing unusual.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:38 pm to Spasweezy
Half are on suicide watch. Some are in denial.
I'm just waiting for Spring
I'm just waiting for Spring
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:38 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Godspeed, friend.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:41 pm to Spasweezy
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:45 pm to SummerOfGeorge
Hey, you’re alright.
Too many of your brethren are taking this shite way too seriously. Just sit back and laugh and enjoy the ride. It’s fun being unstable
Too many of your brethren are taking this shite way too seriously. Just sit back and laugh and enjoy the ride. It’s fun being unstable
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:46 pm to SummerOfGeorge
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Drinking on the job.
Job? You're not true Bama.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:48 pm to Spasweezy
No thanks. You take plenty of dumps right here, in the SECrant.
Looks like modern San Francisco.
Looks like modern San Francisco.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:48 pm to Spasweezy
Thank you for your concern, it means a lot. My wife, a fellow Bama grad (and unrelated, as far as I know), is happy. She was tired of going to games. My BIL (an LSU grad) is ecstatic I’m sure but hasn’t rubbed it in too much yet. I’m in the process of transferring my kids’ college funds to the Bama NIL collective. I’m also signing up for a photshop/gif-making class - apparently, that’s how you should spend your time once your team is no longer the top dog. I’m looking forward to years of trolling and praying for everyone else’s coaches to leave.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:49 pm to MetryMauler
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Job? You're not true Bama.
My job is collecting food stamps from the deep state.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:51 pm to Spasweezy
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Please open up access to the board for all. We need to check on them.
I agree. We come in peace and goodwill. We only seek to aid and comfort our fellow charter members in their hour of need.
This post was edited on 1/17/24 at 2:51 pm
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:53 pm to Decker
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I’m also signing up for a photshop/gif-making class - apparently, that’s how you should spend your time once your team is no longer the top dog.
AI is the way to go. It'll soon put us all out of jobs so best to just embrace it.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 2:55 pm to SummerOfGeorge
SummerOfGeorge is not to be harmed 
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:01 pm to Spasweezy
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:03 pm to Spasweezy
I’m cool. Gonna be a lot of change, but that’s just how it is in this era of college football. I can’t control any of it, so I’m just going to keep rooting for Bama and see how it plays out.
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:04 pm to SummerOfGeorge
I hope your dog bites you HARD
Just turned in Finebaum and a 11 year old Bama fan named Dominic is literally crying over Bama players leaving. He says he is really mad. At his age he has never known anything but winning. He will learn soon enough.
Just turned in Finebaum and a 11 year old Bama fan named Dominic is literally crying over Bama players leaving. He says he is really mad. At his age he has never known anything but winning. He will learn soon enough.
This post was edited on 1/17/24 at 3:08 pm
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:12 pm to SaturdayNAthens
I saw some grown Georgia fans cry at the SEC championship
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:15 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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Just turned in Finebaum and a 11 year old Bama fan named Dominic is literally crying over Bama players leaving. He says he is really mad
Kids idolize players... Adults the institution. ( Not real sure grown mean should be wearing jerseys of 18..20 yr olds) but... Don't listen to finebaum. He's a wrasslin script with the tights and steroids
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:16 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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Just turned in Finebaum and a 11 year old Bama fan named Dominic is literally crying over Bama players leaving.
So the idiot in this situation is the little kid crying about sports or the grown man watching finebaum at 4 in the afternoon?
Posted on 1/17/24 at 3:17 pm to Spasweezy
I'm fine. Roll Tide!
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