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LSU/Bama. Just for fun
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:09 pm
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:09 pm
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Based on the Raven by edgar allen poe
Once upon a weekend weary
Bama fans were oh so cheery
Come to see the tigers fearing to face the alabama lore
You have fournette but he will fall as he trys to run the ball
Because our coach who knows it all will stop him on our grassy floor
bama fans were steady laughing thinking he would lose while passing
He will be stopped and will be thrashing
He is a back and nothing more
But he is big and he is fast says the man who eats the grass
We do not really need to pass on this grassy crimson floor
Then bama fans with faces screaming looked upon our faithful beaming as the back effortless seeming slashed across the grassy floor
Who is this man who comes and rumbles
Smashes crashes roars and stumbles
As our champion ship hopes tumble running cross our grassy floor
He is a man of grace and stature
That guy that youve been running after
Certainly youve heard the laughter of the man they call lenor-
"We can not stop him on our floor
Not even with our big front four
He crashes through our crimson door
This stately man they call lenor-
This heis-man they call lenor-"
Quotes nick saban forever more
Based on the Raven by edgar allen poe
Once upon a weekend weary
Bama fans were oh so cheery
Come to see the tigers fearing to face the alabama lore
You have fournette but he will fall as he trys to run the ball
Because our coach who knows it all will stop him on our grassy floor
bama fans were steady laughing thinking he would lose while passing
He will be stopped and will be thrashing
He is a back and nothing more
But he is big and he is fast says the man who eats the grass
We do not really need to pass on this grassy crimson floor
Then bama fans with faces screaming looked upon our faithful beaming as the back effortless seeming slashed across the grassy floor
Who is this man who comes and rumbles
Smashes crashes roars and stumbles
As our champion ship hopes tumble running cross our grassy floor
He is a man of grace and stature
That guy that youve been running after
Certainly youve heard the laughter of the man they call lenor-
"We can not stop him on our floor
Not even with our big front four
He crashes through our crimson door
This stately man they call lenor-
This heis-man they call lenor-"
Quotes nick saban forever more
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:10 pm to 1234567k
Still not as touching as the Chris Benoit poem.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:11 pm to 1234567k
You need to consider getting a life
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:11 pm to 1234567k
I'm glad it's Wednesday night and I only have to deal with this for 2 and a half more day.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:13 pm to Dirty Whistle
After reading that shite, you should come on down.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:13 pm to 1234567k
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:15 pm to MykTide
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Reminds me of this beautiful poem from last year...
Who will cry for the little corndog.
That epic masterpiece was SEC-rant poem of the year for 2014.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:24 pm to MykTide
I would've melted if I was around for that last year.
That's glorious.
That's glorious.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:29 pm to 1234567k
Twas the week of the bama/lsu game
And all the threads sucked
And all the threads sucked
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:29 pm to 1234567k
Going on the fridge next to the macaroni art
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:34 pm to Dirty Whistle
quote:
I'm high too.
I don't think he's high. It's something else.
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:34 pm to 1234567k
I don't know whether I want to believe you spent time to write this, or you ripped it from either Pinterest or stupidpoems.com
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:42 pm to 1234567k
7 different kinds of creepy
Posted on 11/4/15 at 8:48 pm to Captain Crown
Damn some of y'all are mean
Posted on 11/4/15 at 9:16 pm to Lou Pai
Video is awesome. I am surprised at all the negativity! What have you got?
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