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re: Looks like SbB has found dirt on Trent Richardson and his family
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:35 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:35 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Clay Travis has picked up on it...
So now, without further ado, here are Alabama fan excuses for why it's perfectly reasonable for Trent Richardson to be driving a $50,000 brand new SUV. (Note: these are not made up. Every single one of these was Tweeted or emailed to me since last night).
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So now, without further ado, here are Alabama fan excuses for why it's perfectly reasonable for Trent Richardson to be driving a $50,000 brand new SUV. (Note: these are not made up. Every single one of these was Tweeted or emailed to me since last night).
LINK
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Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:42 pm to allin2010
1. Yeah, but Cam Newton...
It always comes back to Cam Newton for Alabama fans. No matter what anyone else does, the first response out of most Alabama fans' mouths is, "Yeah, but Cam Netwon..."
So I'll finish this sentence for you, "Yeah, but Cam Newton didn't get pulled over driving a brand new luxury SUV at Auburn."
It always comes back to Cam Newton for Alabama fans. No matter what anyone else does, the first response out of most Alabama fans' mouths is, "Yeah, but Cam Netwon..."
So I'll finish this sentence for you, "Yeah, but Cam Newton didn't get pulled over driving a brand new luxury SUV at Auburn."
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:45 pm to PuntBamaPunt
I guess he wasn't pulled over, he couldn't even get a driver's license because of all his tickets.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:47 pm to PuntBamaPunt
new sig quote 
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:53 pm to PuntBamaPunt
Who were s ome of the other players that Will Lyles worked with (start the excuses now)
Spread out the states you operate in and which schools you funnel players to.
Notice the diverse representation among SEC schools from Will Lyles’ roster of satisfied customers?
Patrick Peterson – LSU
RJ Jackson – LSU
Brandon Lafell – LSU
Terrence Tolliver – LSU
(seeing a theme here?)
Lache Seastrunk – Oregon (misdirection! I see what you did there.)
Shaun Lewis – Oklahoma State
Toney Hurd – Oklahoma State
Ahmad Dixon – Baylor Tennessee Baylor wins!
Mike Goodson – A&M
Martellus Bennett – A&M
Trent Richardson – Bama
Reggie Bush – USC
Joe McNight – USC
Trevon Randle – LSU
LINK
Yes this is a non-reputable source... I am not saying ANY of these are truly connected... Still if you have a player on this list, you might should at least be worried... (BTW, yes I a worried about how this might impact Auburn since we recruited Lache and there is the S. Nelson connection).
Spread out the states you operate in and which schools you funnel players to.
Notice the diverse representation among SEC schools from Will Lyles’ roster of satisfied customers?
Patrick Peterson – LSU
RJ Jackson – LSU
Brandon Lafell – LSU
Terrence Tolliver – LSU
(seeing a theme here?)
Lache Seastrunk – Oregon (misdirection! I see what you did there.)
Shaun Lewis – Oklahoma State
Toney Hurd – Oklahoma State
Ahmad Dixon – Baylor Tennessee Baylor wins!
Mike Goodson – A&M
Martellus Bennett – A&M
Trent Richardson – Bama
Reggie Bush – USC
Joe McNight – USC
Trevon Randle – LSU
LINK
Yes this is a non-reputable source... I am not saying ANY of these are truly connected... Still if you have a player on this list, you might should at least be worried... (BTW, yes I a worried about how this might impact Auburn since we recruited Lache and there is the S. Nelson connection).
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:53 pm to diddydirtyAubie
not even worth the time of day 
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:53 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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5. You and Sports By Brooks are gay.
This is my favorite response any time I write anything negative about Alabama. Crimson Tide fans accuse me and Sports By Brooks of being gay. And not just a few. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 40% of Alabama fan responses accuse us of being gay. Usually they write it this way: "Your gay."
Aside from the second grade nature of the insult and the clear presumption that gay people are always lying, let's play this defense out to it's logical extension: aren't Bama fans really arguing that gay people are obsessed with NCAA violations in college athletics?
So if you walk up to a New York bar, a great opening line for gay men is, "Can you believe the new revisions to NCAA bylaw 16?"
Go to a gay man's apartment and there's a 100% chance the NCAA rulebook is open on the coffee table. Don't believe me? DVR old episodes of "Will and Grace." See it, there's the manual!
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Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:57 pm to allin2010
That needs to be a new thread.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 12:57 pm to allin2010
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Patrick Peterson – LSU
RJ Jackson – LSU
Brandon Lafell – LSU
Terrence Tolliver – LSU
Trovon Reed - AU(LSU recruited)
(seeing a theme here?)
Lache Seastrunk – Oregon (misdirection! I see what you did there.) (LSU, AU, TN, UT, Cal, Oregon, USC, and Baylor recruited)
Shaun Lewis – Oklahoma State (LSU recruited)
Toney Hurd – Oklahoma State (LSU recruited some)
Ahmad Dixon – Baylor Tennessee Baylor wins! (LSU and Auburn recruited)
Mike Goodson – A&M
Martellus Bennett – A&M
Trent Richardson – Bama (LSU recruited)
Reggie Bush – USC
Joe McNight – USC (LSU recruited)
Trevon Randle – LSU
A name not on that list , due to it being a post from a Texas site, is Connor Wood. He was the QB of Lyles's 7on7 team and signed with UT. he recently transferred to Colorado, but was looking at LSU as well.
This post was edited on 9/27/11 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:06 pm to memphisplaya
Lafell was connected with lyles? He wasnt even a highly touted recruit.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:10 pm to memphisplaya
why did you add Reed's name to a list that he wasn't on?
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:18 pm to diddydirtyAubie
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Richardson “STATED HIS LARGE RIMS THROW SPEEDOMETER OFF.”
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:19 pm to allin2010
I have seen some of those same excuses right here in this thread. Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:21 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
quote:40k per year? That is one expensive Yukon.
A 2011 GMC Yukon which retails for in the neighborhood of $40,000 a year even without the added expense of new rims.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:25 pm to diddydirtyAubie
Because he is connected to Sean Nelson who is highly connected to Lyles. Lyles watched over him and Lache.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:28 pm to allin2010
Clay almost covered all the bases. Except for TR probably gets a shite ton of pell grant money and student loans every semester. Gets money from the government to support his kids. And if I had to guess, the car is probably leased. Which it what most kids do when they want a shiny new car, they just don't realize that they're throwing away money. Of course, TR's about to be rich so it probably doesn't matter to him. Also, Saban was probably made aware that TR was gonna get the car before he ever got the car.
But, keep up the good fight Clay. You and SBB will be winning pulitizers before long.
But, keep up the good fight Clay. You and SBB will be winning pulitizers before long.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:30 pm to crimsonsaint
quote:Probably. Same with the suits I assume. Probably knew about dinner and the autographs as well. Saban is neck deep in this.
Also, Saban was probably made aware that TR was gonna get the car before he ever got the car.
This post was edited on 9/27/11 at 1:31 pm
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:32 pm to crimsonsaint
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gets a shite ton of pell grant money
What do you classify as a "shite ton"? $5500 a year
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student loans every semester
umm, so he gets student loans and a full scholly
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:44 pm to WDE24
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Probably. Same with the suits I assume. Probably knew about dinner and the autographs as well.
Were any of those NCAA violations? Ummm, nope.
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What do you classify as a "shite ton"? $5500 a year
Idk. Is there a limit on em?
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umm, so he gets student loans and a full scholly
Student loans cover more than books and tuition. Last time I checked it's based off your income and your number of dependents.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 1:46 pm to crimsonsaint
Dood,just quit arguing with them already,and yeah with Obama and democrats in control,he gets a shite ton of money for his two kids every year...
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