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re: List it - Each SEC team's Christmas list (Need more teams)

Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:39 pm to
Posted by dawgfan24348
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:39 pm to
Here's how I think every fan base would respond

Alabama - Saban to come back
Auburn - an actually good QB
Arkansas - yeah SEC win sounds about right
Florida - a non Sunbelt head coach
Georgia - another beat down of Bama for the third natty in 5 years
Kentucky - an offense that can score more than 10 points in conference
LSU - for Kiffin to stay more than four years
Mississippi State - bring back 2014 magic
Missouri - Drinkwitchz to stay put
Ole Miss - for Lane to crash LSU's program like the stock market in 1929
Oklahoma - an offense just some life on offense
South Carolina - some form of consistency
Tennessee - finally stop the 1998 jokes (it's the new 1980)
Texas - Arch Manning to finally live up to the hype and also beat Georgia
Texas A&M - do away with BAS
Vandy - pray that their new QB is just like Pavia just less douchey
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 3:51 pm
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18829 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:47 pm to
This is your coach now …




























































Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
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24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:48 pm to
I just listed what the first LSU poster said.
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18829 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:51 pm to
This is still your coach …



Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:52 pm to
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This is still your coach


I'm happy about that. Now, go focus on LSU more and Ole Miss less. Enjoy your teenage girl coach. I'm happy for you or sorry that it happened.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66854 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:57 pm to
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Now, go focus on LSU more and Ole Miss less.

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Landmass


Ironic irony
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 2:58 pm to
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Ironic irony


You're more ironic, moronic even.
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
2221 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:01 pm to
ONLY three injuries
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21637 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:02 pm to
Tennessee - Willie Martinez to decide that 62 is a good age to retire from coaching.
Posted by Sooner a Reb
Maryland
Member since Jan 2017
2221 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

Here's how I think every fan base would respond

Alabama - Saban to come back
Auburn - an actually good QB
Arkansas - yeah SEC win sounds about right
Florida - a non Sunbelt head coach
Georgia - another beat down of Bama for the third natty in 5 years
Kentucky - an offense that can score more than 10 points in conference
LSU - for Kiffin to stay more than four years
Mississippi State - bring back 2014 magic
Missouri - Drinkwitchz to stay put
Ole Miss - for Lane to crash LSU's program like the stock market in 1929
South Carolina - some form of consistency
Tennessee - finally stop the 1998 jokes (it's the new 1980)
Texas - Arch Manning to finally live up to the hype and also beat Georgia
Texas A&M - do away with BAS
Vandy - pray that their new QB is just like Pavia just less douchey
Damn, I guess OU gets coal..

I'll say OU- Lincoln Riley gets run out of USC and comes to OU as OC.
This post was edited on 12/19/25 at 3:04 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
66854 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:04 pm to
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You're more ironic, moronic even.


Why are Ole Miss fans still mad?
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
18774 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:05 pm to
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Kentucky - an offense that can score more than 10 points in conference
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104381 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:06 pm to
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Each SEC team's Christmas list

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LSU

I'd like an offensive line, please.
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:06 pm to
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Why are Ole Miss fans still mad?


Holy frick. Do y'all ever talk about ANYTHING else? It's kind of impressive how LSU fans literally hijack every thread from us Rebs with your copium.

Just be a good LSU fan and enjoy your boiled nutria Christmas dinner.
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:07 pm to
Thank you for participating. OP updated
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
18829 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:08 pm to
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I'm happy about that.


No you aren’t hahahaha

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posted by Landmass

[quote]Y'all know me. I hate bad hires and did not think that Golding was anywhere near qualified for the job that we've become. I honestly thought that Pete was beneath us
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1770 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:18 pm to
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LSU - To be more like Ole Miss


Holy shite! You are ate up with obsession. Let it go.
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:20 pm to
Go read the first response from the LSU fan.

LSU fans of December 2025:




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Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
448 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:25 pm to
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by landmass


quote:

LSU Lane Kiffin LSU Lane Kiffin LSU



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Single




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Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24898 posts
Posted on 12/19/25 at 3:26 pm to
You're obsessed
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