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Let's Have Some Fun: SEC Schools as Mob Bosses
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:01 pm
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Doc Harper?@doc_harper1h HBO's next great mob series should be about SEC boosters Retweeted by SC_DougFarrar
This tweet got me thinking as I'm a big mafia movie buff with Casino being my favorite. Who would Martin Scorsese cast your school as in his next Mafia Epic?
I say John "Teflon Don" Gotti for Auburn with our current competetive slide equaling his final years in prison
*Also think of this thread as a nod to the passing of Roger Ebert and his impact on the media and film
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Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:04 pm to undecided
ummmmm...no
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:06 pm to undecided
Al Capone would be a better fit for Auburn. Was untouchable except for the IRS
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:13 pm to LSUNV
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Was untouchable except for the IRS
So basically Auburn will end up getting busted for something incredibly dumb and decades from now Gumps will still be looking for a mythical vault with all our secrets . . . It could work
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:14 pm to undecided
Exactly
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:46 pm to LSUNV
Alabama ... Charlie Luciano.
Auburn ... The Teflon Don - John Gotti
LSU ... Al Capone
Georgia ... Paul Castellano
Florida ... Joe Masseria
Tennessee ... Frank Calabrese
South Carolina ... Anthony Soprano
Auburn ... The Teflon Don - John Gotti
LSU ... Al Capone
Georgia ... Paul Castellano
Florida ... Joe Masseria
Tennessee ... Frank Calabrese
South Carolina ... Anthony Soprano
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:49 pm to scrooster
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South Carolina ... Anthony Soprano
So, your saying South Carolina is a fake?
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:56 pm to scrooster
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Tennessee ... Frank Calabrese
Florida ... Joe Masseria
So Tennessee's downfall was snitching i.e. Fulmer. And Urban Meyer was taken out by Saban i.e. Luciano's hit on Masseria (Once Upon a Time in America is a great movie)
Also,
Arkansas = Lefty Ruggiero (of Donnie Brasco) low level hustler who thinks he's more important than he actually is
LSU/Lesticles = Vicent "The Chin" Gigante - crazy like a fox
This post was edited on 4/4/13 at 3:58 pm
Posted on 4/4/13 at 3:58 pm to undecided
I know not a mob boss but Tennessee's should be Henry Hill 
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:26 pm to wartiger2004
U AL = Mike Gillich, Jr
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:29 pm to undecided
Finally an interesting off-season "who would your team be" thread
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:35 pm to LSUNV
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Al Capone would be a better fit for Auburn. Was untouchable except for the IRS
and eventually died of syphillis
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:36 pm to Choctaw
LSU = Carlos Marcello obviously
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:47 pm to Choctaw
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LSU = Carlos Marcello obviously
Reminds me, Slive is obviously Jimmy Hoffa and Emmert is Alan Glick (Casino)
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:50 pm to undecided
I'd argue that Tennessee is Carmine Galante, considering it's almost as though the program has taken a shotgun blast to the face in recent years.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:53 pm to undecided
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Arkansas = Lefty Ruggiero
Good call
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:55 pm to undecided
TAMU = Vito
Posted on 4/4/13 at 4:57 pm to scrooster
I'd say SC is Whitey Bulger for no reason in particular.
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:01 pm to scrooster
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Georgia ... Paul Castellano
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Auburn ... The Teflon Don - John Gotti
So when does Auburn whack Georgia?
Posted on 4/4/13 at 5:07 pm to Wally Sparks
Auburn is Fredo
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