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re: Let's give our infant coonass hookworm

Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:57 pm to
Posted by ColoradoAg
Colorado
Member since Sep 2011
27105 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 6:57 pm to
Look at the little girl's face in the upper corner. She doesn't look too happy to be

a wearing purple
b an older sibling
c living in alabama


You choose
Posted by Furlong the Red
My Castle,TX
Member since Dec 2022
733 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

This thread is about an infant baby that had its tiny feet stuck in some mud because its LSU fan parents were experiencing coonassery.


So you are whining and melting. Gotcha.
Posted by tygerphan
Georgia
Member since Oct 2009
4059 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:18 pm to
quote:

That baby was just born; how could it have been 15 years ago?


That baby was just born...three years ago

original story
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
233 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 7:22 pm to
1.) Starts dumbass thread about LSU fans
2.) Gets called out on said dumbass thread
3.) Claims "it's just for fun, lighten up"
4.) Gets defensive and starts whining / plays the victim
5.) Resorts to calling people vaginas (while theirs is bleeding)
6.) Tries to play the whole thing off like they're cool

Bama fan......checks out.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

So you are whining and melting. Gotcha.


No, I'm just referencing the little baby having it's feet pushed into infected LSU soil from god knows where on the campus it was taken.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
69238 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

No, I'm just referencing the little baby having it's feet pushed into infected LSU soil from god knows where on the campus it was taken.


It was taken from the baseball stadium, back in 2012 when this happened.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

1.) Starts dumbass thread about LSU fans
2.) Gets called out on said dumbass thread
3.) Claims "it's just for fun, lighten up"
4.) Gets defensive and starts whining / plays the victim
5.) Resorts to calling people vaginas (while theirs is bleeding)
6.) Tries to play the whole thing off like they're cool

Bama fan......checks out.


Is the baby dead like the dead baby in the Running of The Gumps image. If it was dead and they were doing that as some kind of ancient coonass ritual, I can see how that may be okay.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

It was taken from the baseball stadium, back in 2012 when this happened.


Why are you melting?
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
69238 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

Why are you melting?


Following your example
Posted by kajon
Member since Nov 2025
233 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Is the baby dead like the dead baby in the Running of The Gumps image. If it was dead and they were doing that as some kind of ancient coonass ritual, I can see how that may be okay.


I'm sorry, what?

I obviously don't know the story behind your comment.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
26962 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

Panic Collapse…


Name checks out
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
10149 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:04 pm to
It’s weird you are reposting something from 2012.

Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17621 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

It’s weird you are reposting something from 2012.

Trailer park still has dial up.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
15146 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:14 pm to
whiskey is an absolute moron please give him a break
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
69238 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:18 pm to
Just tonight, we've had one Alabama poster posting stuff from 2012 that he just found.

Another brought up LSU baseball in a thread and then whined when other people talked about LSU baseball in said thread.

A third posted an old meme of Matt Flynn after the 2007 Arkansas game. Low IQ Alabama fans made the meme and have been sharing it for 20 years, unaware that it's Arkansas and not Alabama.

Is it possible that Bammers are just getting dumber?
Posted by Lucado
Member since Nov 2023
4064 posts
Posted on 3/16/26 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

It’s weird you are reposting something from 2012.


He's in shambles right now. Sidewalk did a number on him in another thread.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:07 am to
quote:


Just tonight, we've had one Alabama poster posting stuff from 2012 that he just found.


How can a baby be 14 years old? It was just born less than 24 hours ago.
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
15146 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:09 am to
Take a nap
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:09 am to
quote:

He's in shambles right now. Sidewalk did a number on him in another thread.


You can't seem to stop threadshitting. Try to control yourself and don't become so upset that you let one thread bleed over into another.

That is a weakness.
Posted by Panic Collapse
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/17/26 at 12:11 am to
quote:

Take a nap


I suppose you are going to tell me that coonass infant is some kind of time travelling little magician?
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