Started By
Message
re: Let's All Boycott Corndogs
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:01 pm to JohnnyU
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:01 pm to JohnnyU
quote:
Louisiana is known for its food:
That's what I am talking about. Corn dogs are synonymous with both Louisiana and LSU. They are the corn dog capital of America and Big Corn Dog is in actual physical control of large swaths of the LSU athletic department.
All I'm doing is to ask other fans and other concerned citizens of the United States to stop buying corn dogs until Kiffin and Orgeron get pressured by Big Corn Dog to play by the rules.
0
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:37 pm to Tusk Tide
I don't eat corndogs so it won't hurt my pocketbook at all. Good luck with your boycott.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:49 pm to SEC Doctor
quote:
The state with the largest per capita consumption of corn dogs is….
That is the type of information they teach in the Louisiana public school system. Per capita corndog consumption is a semester long high school prerequisite course. But that can be expected in the Corndog Capital of the World.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:52 pm to Tusk Tide
Oh boy, this is fun 
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:53 pm to Bryno1960
quote:
I don't eat corndogs so it won't hurt my pocketbook at all. Good luck with your boycott.
Thanks for your help with the boycott. It isn't going to really hurt anyone to stop eating corn dogs. As a plus, it will help persuade LSU to stop being assholes.
List of participants in Corn Dog Boycott so far:
1. All fans of all college football teams in the United States not named LSU.
2. Bryno1960.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:54 pm to Tusk Tide
quote:
If you want to punish LSU, don't buy corndogs. If we can all punish Big Corndog and force them to rethink their association with LSU, that will force LSU to reconsider hiring NFL players to stock their team.
If Big Corndog tells Kiffin to jump, his only question will be how high.
As stupid as this was, I admit to a chuckle at reading the phrase "Big Corndog."
Posted on 8/30/26 at 2:58 pm to Tusk Tide
Thank you for your cooperation gump
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:01 pm to skrayper
That would be a great username.
Instead we get alters like captdalton, boom, and g munny
Instead we get alters like captdalton, boom, and g munny
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:01 pm to skrayper
quote:
As stupid as this was, I admit to a chuckle at reading the phrase "Big Corndog."
Be more positive and outgoing. Every compliment doesn't have to come with a criticism just to hedge your bets and cover yourself.
Try this next time:
quote:
I had a great chuckle seeing the term "Big Corndog"; that was funny.
and just let that be it. It seems more sincere that way.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:02 pm to Tusk Tide
quote:
If Big Corndog tells Kiffin to jump, his only question will be how high.
It’s true. The Big Corndog is the don of the Corndog Mafia. Just posting this picture is extremely dangerous. If I disappear you will know they finally caught up to me.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:06 pm to captdalton
quote:
It’s true. The Big Corndog is the don of the Corndog Mafia. Just posting this picture is extremely dangerous. If I disappear you will know they finally caught up to me.
That is great, Captdalton. Thanks for the laugh. The Coach O? on the phone is a nice detail.
As always, prepare for the deluge of 80 year old plus LSU fans to respond with "AI Slop" as if that somehow totally negates the hilarity of it.
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:13 pm to JohnnyU
quote:
Louisiana is known for its food: étouffée, jambalaya, gumbo, poboys, great seafood, etc
Classic cajun corndog gumbo is wonderful. Just don’t add tomatoes, they overpower the fragile corndogs.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:29 pm to geauxcoco
quote:
Oh boy, this is fun
The only downside I can think of right now to this boycott is that corn dog bait won't be as readily accessible any longer to catch coonasses.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:36 pm to Tusk Tide
I will upvote this because any attempt at humor is preferable to the angsty, whiny - sorority sister vibe this board has had since Lane Kiffin and LSU touched them in their tiny little neglected naughty parts.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:36 pm to AHM21
quote:
Is this Altie? This seems like Altie.
Of course it is.
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:38 pm to Tusk Tide
dammit, i was going to make a Big Corndog joke and you had it in the OP
Posted on 8/30/26 at 3:53 pm to Lsupimp
quote:
I will upvote this because any attempt at humor is preferable to the angsty, whiny - sorority sister vibe this board has had since Lane Kiffin and LSU touched them in their tiny little neglected naughty parts.
Let's try this instead of what you wrote.
quote:
Thanks for the humorous post. Good job!
I'll add you to the list.
List of participants in Corn Dog Boycott so far:
1. All fans of all college football teams in the United States not named LSU.
2. Bryno1960.
3. Lsupimp.
This post was edited on 8/30/26 at 3:54 pm
Posted on 8/30/26 at 5:05 pm to Nado Jenkins83
lol most definitely!
Posted on 8/30/26 at 5:07 pm to Tusk Tide
You could just leave this site
Posted on 8/30/26 at 5:08 pm to Tusk Tide
Sipping on the haterade I see.
Page 3 of 4
Popular
Back to top
Follow SECRant for SEC Football News