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re: Kristen Saban gets married in Bryant Denny... fireworks included
Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:32 pm to MightyYat
Posted on 5/31/15 at 11:32 pm to MightyYat
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Oh, I see. So, if you are too fricking poor to afford a wedding under a tent, on the side of the road, you are good folk.
No, he's just a good guy. He's a local high school ref and has been with the BR Clerk of Courts office forever. He was at every LSU event for a long time. Even things like tennis and swimming. He's just a genuinely nice guy.
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If you actually walk down the aisle to the tune of the LSU fight song, you are upper echelon, high society classy. This, of course, only if you are an LSU fan.
I don't think anyone said this but it's funny that this is your argument.
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Coonies are impervious to recognizing irony, aren't they?
Coonies....... I like it. Has a nice ring to it.
So, in conclusion, a couple of morons marching down the isle to the LSU fight song, with Bryant's Stadium as a backdrop, under a tent they couldn't afford = classy and cool and good folk.
Any Bama fan, regardless of station in life, that has an Alabama themed wedding or a wedding at the stadium, is a gump worthy of righteous ridicule by sophisticated coonies.
I really didn't know coonies were all this block-headed and ignorant as so many of you seem to be.
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Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:12 am to joeyb147
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Kristen Saban gets married in Bryant Denny... fireworks included
So trashy.
I don't care who you but that's some trashy shite only new money would do.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:19 am to Sentrius
Welcome to the thread. You should try reading back a few pages. 
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:51 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
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So, in conclusion, a couple of morons marching down the isle to the LSU fight song, with Bryant's Stadium as a backdrop, under a tent they couldn't afford = classy and cool and good folk.
Any Bama fan, regardless of station in life, that has an Alabama themed wedding or a wedding at the stadium, is a gump worthy of righteous ridicule by sophisticated coonies.
I really didn't know coonies were all this block-headed and ignorant as so many of you seem to be.
I never said the wedding was classy. I'm more calling you a fricking pussy for making fun of the guy's wife for no fricking reason. You're all class douche bag.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 12:59 am to MightyYat
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I never said the wedding was classy. I'm more calling you a fricking pussy for making fun of the guy's wife for no fricking reason. You're all class douche bag.
This thread really delivers... 9/10 no doubt.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 1:16 am to TiptonInSC
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Look at all of the empty seats, must not have been free to the public.
Oh, it was free to the public, but when Kristen tossed her bouquet and it was intercepted by a bridesmaid, they assumed the wedding was unwinnable at that point and left early to beat the traffic.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 1:24 am to coachcrisp
Hey Crips, which one is the dude in that pic? She got underwear with dickholes innum under that ugly dress!
Posted on 6/1/15 at 1:54 am to MightyYat
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I never said the wedding was classy. I'm more calling you a fricking pussy for making fun of the guy's wife for no fricking reason. You're all class douche bag.
As opposed to the 16 full pages of auNecks and coonies making fun of a man's wife for no fricking reason? You are all class douche bag.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 3:10 am to AHM21
quote:I gotcha. But, that is what I will always associate you with.
Not really. I was the guy who said I proposed and got blasted from many Alabama fans. It is funny that you mention that.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:51 am to CtrlAltimerDelete
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But the Rolls-Royce part of it all, that's class. You have to admit that.
Damnit, are we sure it is a Rolls Royce and not a Bentley?
Posted on 6/1/15 at 6:59 am to Cheese Grits
Pretty fricking trashy wedding idea.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:29 am to Tuscaloosa
quote:What the frick is it about coonasses that make them want to have wedding stuff under tents?? must have some Arab in them to go along with the French!
quote:If Carl “The Cat” Dunn and his new bride Risha Holmes chose to write their own wedding vows, we wouldn’t be surprised if “In sickness and in health / through SEC titles won and lost” or some variety of that came up. After all, they held their wedding last Saturday amidst a tailgate in the shadow of LSU’s Tiger Stadium. Both Dunn and Holmes are, obviously, huge LSU fans. But Dunn didn’t initially like Holmes’ idea of a tailgate wedding, so they split the difference by renting out a tent near the stadium for a traditional ceremony. Well, mostly traditional. Holmes walked down the aisle to the “Geaux Tigers” interlude instead of “Here Comes the Bride.”
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:33 am to BarnHater
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First time poster long time lurker..
Short time Gump? Tell me, were you a Bama fan prior to 2009? I'm guessing no.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:43 am to joeyb147
What's sad is that his was her dream wedding...To get married in a football stadium.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 7:45 am to Jango Fett
I really hope after 16 pages of ignorance, that these remarks are just trolling.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:09 am to CapstoneGrad06
Anybody have a shot of the front end of the wedding limo?
Pic from wedding
Pic of the backside of a Bentley S1 Limo
Since the reporters got the church confused with the stadium my guess is they got the car ID wrong as well. The Bentley S1 is a pretty sweet ride.
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Pic from wedding
Pic of the backside of a Bentley S1 Limo
Since the reporters got the church confused with the stadium my guess is they got the car ID wrong as well. The Bentley S1 is a pretty sweet ride.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:12 am to Cheese Grits
322 responses. 
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:13 am to Patton
Congrats Kristen and Adam. She looked beautiful.
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:14 am to Patton
My initial thought was 20 pages and looks like it might make it!
Posted on 6/1/15 at 8:17 am to StopRobot
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She looked beautiful.
Yeah, in a fat kinda way
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