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Yes every Ole Miss student hell every person in the entire US should fly over to China and protect these villages


I'm not advocating that at all. I am saying that the juxtaposition of seeing Ole Miss students protesting police violence, in the United States, and then reading about their college teaming up with China is odd.

Have any Ole Miss students protested about the association with China or is it all cool?
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Admittedly, I read the first few sentences, decided it was dogshit, downvoted, let you know what an idiotic term "AuNeck" was, and went on my way.


Typical 'billy. Never taking the time to understand anything or better yourselves. Always imagining that all you need to survive are mountain values and moonshine and oxycontin.

Next thing we know, a bunch of hillbillies, done come down out of 'dem mountians, will be in the streets of the underwear capital of the world chasing a football coach with pitchforks and tar-balls of fire.

Just kidding, sometimes I exaggerate. Nothing like that could ever really happen in Knoxville. :lol:
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No. I did not. I looked at the first page and a few random posts on a few random pages. If I had to guess, I would say I read 3-4 complete sentences of those long posts on the first page. That is my best guess, swear to god (or whatever).


So you never read the part, almost two paragraphs, where I praised Opelika as being one of the very best college football teams this nation has ever known?

You might need to check that out and maybe even learn a few new things about your own team.
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Dude, he probably didnt. I didn't read any of that disaster, save for seeing what it was about.

You can smell the crazy on your arse from mile away and it isn't worth engaging someone like you.


I don't know, seems suspicious. Usually when you have seventy-five to a hundred people adamantly stating that they haven't read something, they have read it.

Be honest, no reason to lie, did you read it?
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So according to you everyone in china is a ruthless mass murdering police officer


No, but it is ironic and kind of pitiful that Ole Miss is teaming up with China while their students simultaneously protest police violence by laying on cement.

Where are the students laying on the cement for whole villages of Chinese who simply disappear overnight?
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Don't flatter yourself, I didn't get through the first page of that abortion of a thread.


Yes you did. Either way, it was pretty hilarious how you thought you had dug something up that I had already provided a link to.

The icing on the cake was the hickbilly poster chiming in with a "BOOM" image.
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I don't want to give you my wifes email address she said that would be weird and told me I better not but if you want to talk to me I will give you mine maybe I can give you my number and we can talk on the phone too


Ugh, no thanks. I'll tell you what, just put your wife on the keyboard so I can discuss all of this with her. I want to talk to the head of the household.
The ironic, sadly that is, thing about the link you provided is the article beneath it.

In that article's image preview, it has Ole Miss students laid out on the concrete protesting police violence.



That's a laugher. A school full of students who don't mind being associated with the most brutal, deadly, and chillingly evil police force in the known world, the Chinese, hardly have any real problem with so called American police violence.
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I tried to send you a private message yesterday but I couldn't find where I could do that on this site it's the only message board I've been to that doesn't have a private message function but I will give you my email address if you want it


Oh yeah, I just noticed that now that you mentioned it. I guess it doesn't have a PM function.

Anyway, that sounds like a good idea. Just give me your wife's email, I'll talk to her about the situation.
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Why are you so mean my wife said you are the meanest person shes ever seen online and there are a lot of really bad people online but she said you are the worse one I dont understand why you have to be so mean


Tell your wife I'm not really mean, I just don't suffer fools easily. You know what, just have her send me a private message and I'll talk to her.
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if im lying in a hospice waiting to die and i get roll tide flowers from nick saban. I haunt that fricker to his grave


See, I can respect that. That is honest and straightforward and not mincing words.

This auNeck OP, like most auNecks, is a two-faced creep.

If he had just came right out and said I hate the bastard, I'm burning the flowers with gasoline, and pressing charges against Saban for harassment, that would have been great.

No, it had to be vomit inducing hypocrisy replete with letters from cousins praising Saban while he counteracted that with declarations of hate for both Saban and his daughter.
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CAD and Randomways are two of the brightest posters on the board. We could all take a lesson from their discourse.


That was very nice of you, CoachCrisp, but you flatter me.
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Sabin



Can't tell if deliberate insult or run of the mill alabama ignorance.


Please don't equate auNecks with the state of Alabama or it's citizens. They aren't from Alabama.
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Dude, just stop. You're done, it's over.


Over? How do you figure that? Preemptive declarations of "victoly" don't really mean anyone has won anything.

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I saw it on another msg board a while back. It just shows how pathetic this clown really is and thought I would share it with the rest of you.


Come on, Sphinctie, it is all in good fun. Don't be so personally offended because I rag on your best online buddies.

It took all of 5 minutes to create that little blurb on Urban Dictionary.

As a matter of fact, I created that years ago just to frick with an auNeck in a flame thread.

He exploded like a ruptured sphincter when I linked it. It was so funny. The main thing about these football message boards is that we all have fun. Lighten up a little.
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Yeah, probably so. I mean I rag on bama, harder than I should but truth be told, my best friends for decades are bama fans and an alum more successful than me.

It's mostly shite talk here, but irl a lot more respect. CAD seems like a Harvey that doesn't know where one ends and the other begins.


Oh sure, I have a couple of decent auNeck friends in real life; all of them aren't like the posters on this board.

Of course, as you just stated, most auNecks turn into different people when online, including yourself.

It's due probably to having those lil' bro feelings that come off as creepy IRL but are part of the auNeck culture online.

I mean, what good is a message-board auNeck if they don't whine about Alabama? They aren't valuable to the pack and are culled.
For Sphinctie

Don't act like you didn't know.

I just linked that on page 9 of the Setting the Record Straight thread that I created.

Don't act like you just discovered something.
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You can always hang on the Bama team forums. They're actually one of my favorite, even though I haven't posted lately, because they're active and the people there have interesting things to say. As for the rest, pretty much every SEC team here gets abuse. You haven't noticed that Arkansas gets slapped around regularly, that TAMU fans have to endure endless weird/gay jokes, and LSU fans are the butt of all manner of jokes about their smell and hygiene? That's not even getting into the nastiness toward Missouri (which, being Yankees, they deserve completely) and the snide jokes about the Mississippi schools. And so on. You're gonna have to remember that Bama probably has the 2nd largest group of posters here after LSU and the fans are perfectly capable of standing up for themselves. If some kid is afraid to post because he or she is a Bama fan despite the number of other Bama fans that will stick up for him or her, then the Rant really isn't the place for a person suffering from that much timidity.

Edit again, because it's late, I've been working 12 hours straight and I forget things: A large part of the nastiness comes from Bama's unparalleled success. People are going to take potshots. It's basically a compliment, even if it's not intended that way


That all seems very reasonable and fair. I probably have been over-reactive and you have helped me see that.

I'll tone it down a bit.
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Good lord, man. You're like the auburnphan of Bama posters. Larry the Golfer might overdo his schtick, but he doesn't seem to be filled with rage.

Chill. Most of your fellow Bama posters are quality people. I like them. Talk to them a bit and see if they can help you get past this intestinal blockage you seem to be suffering from.

Edit: And, yes, the "Sabin" thing needs to die the ignominious death that all completely unfunny jokes need to die, but you still have way too much rage.


I could care less about intentional misspellings of a name.

I don't know, something about this person feeling obligated to preface a nice statement about Saban donating flowers to the sick with a declaration of hate for him and calling his daughter trash struck me the wrong way.

He felt that was the only way that he could compliment Saban and not lose any respect among his fellow plainsmen and coonies, I suppose.

That told me that there is a malignancy that grows deep towards Alabama fans on this board.

I also feel that many marginal Alabama fans here, those who aren't well established, may be reticent to make posts due to the fear of a barrage of insults due to the team they support.

I'm here to change all of that.