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Kiffin out here stealing grocery baskets

Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:40 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
53979 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:40 am


100 million and doesnt want to pay for a bag
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47664 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:41 am to
did his boy call him "bro"?
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61331 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:45 am to
The checkout machine was broken and he tthought he had scanned the hand basket already
This post was edited on 12/26/25 at 11:50 am
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
101961 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:47 am to
Ole Miss fans frantically calling the authorities to report this vicious criminal.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6572 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 11:53 am to
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he tthought he had scanned the hand basket already


He thought he had scanned the shopping basket that doesn't have bar codes?
Posted by borotiger
Murfreesboro Tennessee
Member since Jan 2004
13895 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:00 pm to
He's trolling, and catching.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61331 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

He thought he had scanned the shopping basket that doesn't have bar codes?


I know this place has been on edge lately with all the coaching stuff and playoffs and everything

But that post was sarcasm my guy, a callback if you will
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
104561 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:20 pm to
quote:

Kiffin out here stealing grocery baskets

We can't just have him come in and start stealing from the children's hospital. We are grooming his arse. You just don't worry about what's being stolen in Baton Rouge. We got this.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6572 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:32 pm to
Coonasses don't sarcasm well, usually.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67080 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:37 pm to
He's definitely autistic
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
47664 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

But that post was sarcasm my guy, a callback if you will




Joke or not, it's going to backfire. That grocery store will have zero shopping baskets by tomorrow.
Posted by reggierayreb
Member since Nov 2012
19088 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:06 pm to
He is your autist now LSU



God speed Lane
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126273 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Kiffin out here stealing grocery baskets
AHM21 is slacking. Looks like he missed the story by over an hour.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
25723 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

doesnt want to pay for a bag


I don't blame him... those prices for bags are pre-calculated into the prices of the items.

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
67080 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

AHM21 is slacking. Looks like he missed the story by over an hour.


Looks like he got it now.

captdalton will be along shortly to tell us all how terrible it is and start an investigation into supermarket basket theft

Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100655 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:07 pm to
Lane taking a stand against BigBag industry.

#fightthemachine
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
126273 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 2:35 pm to
quote:

Lane taking a stand against BigBag industry.

#fightthemachine
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
27250 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:03 pm to
Finally someone is!
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
37273 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:04 pm to
Low trust society haha
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
16750 posts
Posted on 12/26/25 at 3:05 pm to
Not nearly as bad as how much he’s been trespassing in every SEC fanbases mind.
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