re: Just realized that Missouri gets a lot of shite around here. What is the deal?

Nobody likes the Missoews. They've been kicked out of every conference they've been in for almost 2000 years. And it's not just one conference that didn't want them; no one wanted them.

At some point, if you are a Missoew, you have to ask yourself what in the fricking hell is wrong with us? Can we ever fit into a conference or are we just straight social retards?

Here is "partial" list of all the conferences that have rejected them over the years and completely removed all Missoews from their populations.

> YEAR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . PLACE
> 250 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Carthage
> 415 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Alexandria
> 554 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Diocese of Clement (France)
> 561 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Diocese of Uzzes (France)
> 612 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Visigoth Spain
> 642 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Visigoth Empire
> 855 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Italy
> 876 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sens
> 1012 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mainz
> 1182 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - France
> 1182 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Germany
> 1276 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Upper Bavaria
> 1290 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - England
> 1306 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - France
> 1322 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - France (again)
> 1348 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Switzerland
> 1349 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hielbronn (Germany)
> 1349 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Saxony
> 1349 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hungary
> 1360 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hungary
> 1370 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Belgium
> 1380 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Slovakia
> 1388 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Strasbourg
> 1394 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Germany
> 1394 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - France
> 1420 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lyons
> 1421 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Austria
> 1424 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fribourg
> 1424 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Zurich
> 1424 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cologne
> 1432 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Savoy
> 1438 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mainz
> 1439 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Augsburg
> 1442 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Netherlands
> 1444 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Netherlands
> 1446 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bavaria
> 1453 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - France
> 1453 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Breslau
> 1454 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wurzburg
> 1462 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mainz
> 1483 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mainz
> 1484 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Warsaw
> 1485 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Vincenza (Italy)
> 1492 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Spain
> 1492 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Italy
> 1495 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lithuania
> 1496 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Naples
> 1496 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Portugal
> 1498 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Nuremberg
> 1498 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Navarre
> 1510 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Brandenberg
> 1510 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prussia
> 1514 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Strasbourg
> 1515 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Genoa
> 1519 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Regensburg
> 1533 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Naples
> 1541 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Naples
> 1542 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prague & Bohemia
> 1550 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Genoa
> 1551 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bavaria
> 1555 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Pesaro
> 1557 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prague
> 1559 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Austria
> 1561 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prague
> 1567 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wurzburg
> 1569 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Papal States
> 1571 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Brandenburg
> 1582 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Netherlands
> 1582 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hungary
> 1593 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Brandenburg, Austria
> 1597 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Cremona, Pavia & Lodi
> 1614 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Frankfort
> 1615 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Worms
> 1619 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kiev
> 1648 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ukraine
> 1648 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Poland
> 1649 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hamburg
> 1654 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Little Russia (Beylorus)
> 1656 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lithuania
> 1669 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oran (North Africa)
> 1669 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Vienna
> 1670 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Vienna
> 1712 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Sandomir
> 1727 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Russia
> 1738 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Wurtemburg
> 1740 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Little Russia (Beylorus)
> 1744 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Prague, Bohemia
> 1744 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Slovakia
> 1744 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Livonia
> 1745 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moravia
> 1753 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Kovad (Lithuania)
> 1761 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bordeaux
> 1772 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Deported to the Pale of Settlement
> (Poland/Russia)
> 1775 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Warsaw
> 1789 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Alcace
> 1804 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Villages in Russia
> 1808 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Villages & Countrysides (Russia)
> 1815 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Lubeck & Bremen
> 1815 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Franconia, Swabia & Bavaria
> 1820 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bremen
> 1843 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Russian Border Austria & Prussia
> 1862 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Area in the U.S. under Grant's
> Jurisdiction
> 1866 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Galatz, Romania
> 1880s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Russia
> 1891 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moscow
> 1919 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Bavaria (foreign born Missouri fans)
> 1938-45 - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Nazi Controlled Areas
> 1948 -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Arab Countries

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We don't give two fricks whether you like us or not. Keep crying about it.

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Typical "better-than-thou" Missoew behavior and attitude. This is why just about everyone hates the Missoews and you never fit in, anywhere, ever.

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They are snobby elitist!

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Even when it is not warranted. Here is a whole board, practically, telling the Missoews that we don't like them and they say, frick it, we don't care and will never change.

They need to be removed from the SEC and left to wander in the wilderness.

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They are interlopers whose only redeeming quality in the eyes of the SEC are the KC & STL TV markets. They have ZERO SEC DNA, and have no business being in the league.

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Come throw us out tough guy!

Ya’ll keep making fun of us for being Yankees, but Yankees = winners. Suck it

I mean...I got such a laugh out of this. 10/10, nice.

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Ya’ll keep making fun of us for being Yankees, but Yankees = winners. Suck it

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Calling Missouri "yankee" is so cringe.

Missouri = BBQ, Agriculture, Hunting/Fishing, red voting state.

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Non football power -Not a cultural fit -In the SEC for some reason

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Never let it be forgotten that you followed us here not the other way around, and unlike Texas, the only thing the state of OK is useful for is football.

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Name one sport that Missouri has an overall winning conference record in.

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50-50 (.500) in the only sport that matters. Not bad, but also not great.

Now what’s Arkansas’ conference record in the only sport that matters since 2012 ?

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Calling Missouri "yankee" is so cringe. Missouri = BBQ, Agriculture, Hunting/Fishing, red voting state

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So we do fit then? I’m not the one calling us Yankees btw.