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re: I've never seen such little brother syndrome and envy..

Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:31 am to
Posted by koreandawg
South Korea
Member since Sep 2015
9007 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:31 am to
quote:

Auburn fans, who fashion themselves as classy,


Had to go to the bathroom and take a piss after reading this quote.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8154 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:32 am to
quote:

Once again, for the I.Q impaired such as yourself,,


I can tell by the double comma you are indeed a bad mother fricker who pulls no punches in a debate concerning I.Q. with your ownself. I wish to concede.
Posted by LSUTigersLJM
New Orleans
Member since May 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:33 am to
You sure have typed a lot of words about something you claim to not be mad about.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20324 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:33 am to
What a delicious and flavorful melt. It's actually tastier than the others with all the context included.

In related news... is this technically melt day 2 or still day 1?
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24390 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:34 am to
OP is checking off all of the boxes:

1) Starts a holier than thou thread.
2) Get called out.
3) Tries to act like he’s above the juvenile banter.
4) I PLAYED THE GAME!!!!!!
5) Wants to meet and fight people from the internet.


Buuuuuuuut he’s not melting.
Posted by LSUTigersLJM
New Orleans
Member since May 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:35 am to
The I PLAYED THE GAME flex is always my favorite.
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:35 am to
Handling it fine, yet again, posting an observation on how pathetic it is that yall have to live vicariously through other teams.

Yeah I root for the underdog from time to time but my God, even when Bama was down during the probation years in the early to mid 00s, I didn't vicariously live through another team. I don't care what Auburn and LSU are doing most of the time because I have always considered Tennessee our best rival growing up. I despise Tennessee more than any other team and that includes Auburn. Auburn is just an annoyance at times and LSU is the guy still living at home in his 30s that is loud, obnoxious and pathetic imo.
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 12:37 am
Posted by imjustafatkid
Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
50468 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:37 am to
Your analysis is spot on, but honestly all the fanbases on the rant act like this. Comes from placing way too much personal importance on games played by teenagers.
This post was edited on 1/12/22 at 12:38 am
Posted by LSUTigersLJM
New Orleans
Member since May 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:37 am to
It wasn't so much of an attention span issue.

It was more of a not giving a crap issue. You guys are emotional. Hey, I get it. You should have seen me after 2011 bruh. I was melting HARD.
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:38 am to
I certainly agree with you. There is a portion of the Bama fanbase that I cannot stand.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21287 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:40 am to
quote:

it is that yall have to live vicariously through other teams.


What other teams? My team beat your team tonight. Have you been drinking?
Posted by LSUTigersLJM
New Orleans
Member since May 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:42 am to
quote:

What other teams? My team beat your team tonight. Have you been drinking?


Good question. I've witnessed a Super Bowl, 3 football National Championships and 6 baseball National Championships.

Who exactly am I supposed to live vicariously through?
Posted by OliverQueen81
In The South
Member since Oct 2015
10494 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:43 am to
I like you. Keep it real.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54060 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:45 am to
Nice melt. A bit sad and pathetic, but a nice all around melt. 7/10
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8154 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:46 am to
quote:

Yeah I root for the underdog from time to time but my God, even when Bama was down during the probation years in the early to mid 00s, I didn't vicariously live through another team


Hi, just checking in from my home I live in in my 30's. Just to clarify, this time during the early to mid 00's when you were NOT living vicariously thru another team and only living thru you own team, is this is the same early 00's when you were 5'11 and 210 lbs, and walking on to earn a scholarship? Want to make sure I have the bio down solid. Thanks!
Posted by Tua_2_Smitty
Birmingham, AL
Member since Jan 2018
230 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:46 am to
The majority of your fans seem to live through any team that beats Bama, especially if it is a team that has beaten them more than once in ten tries.

Yalls main poster, or most well known one, has the Georgia logo by his name this week. Absolutely pathetic. L...O....L..
Posted by LSUTigersLJM
New Orleans
Member since May 2021
1118 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:47 am to
So...you are mad because opposing fans like when you lose?

Shouldn't that be a compliment?

Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46190 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:48 am to
Also make sure you include the part about him being classy but also speaks his mind and doesn’t pull punches. And make sure to mention that his dad did NOT raise a bitch.

He’s a man. He’s 40.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
21287 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:50 am to
CTE is a real bitch
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
8154 posts
Posted on 1/12/22 at 12:52 am to
quote:

Also make sure you include the part about him being classy but also speaks his mind and doesn’t pull punches. And make sure to mention that his dad did NOT raise a bitch.

He’s a man. He’s 40.


DAMMIT! You are right. Has obtained Class, NO bitches, NO pulled punches, and NO unspoken mind. Hell, I also forgot he is corporate MANAGEMENT (as opposed to corporate managed?) as well.
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