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It’s barely February. We’re tracking for the greatest offseason ever.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:48 pm
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:48 pm
Can we agree on this?
A&M wins their first offseason championship and then completely implodes. Their coach is unstable and lost his mind when he felt his offseason title slipping away. Also they’re starting to get very insecure about big brother’s imminent arrival.
Auburn? This is gonna get interesting. Potential for best sex scandal since Petrino. Let’s keep those pics coming boys.
Brian Kelly’s weird arse grinding on ‘cruits.
Lane right there with the hot takes on all of the above.
You just know Leach is gonna get in on the action soon.
Old man Saban yelling at the NIL kids on his lawn.
Y’all are some boring fricks in the East.
A&M wins their first offseason championship and then completely implodes. Their coach is unstable and lost his mind when he felt his offseason title slipping away. Also they’re starting to get very insecure about big brother’s imminent arrival.
Auburn? This is gonna get interesting. Potential for best sex scandal since Petrino. Let’s keep those pics coming boys.
Brian Kelly’s weird arse grinding on ‘cruits.
Lane right there with the hot takes on all of the above.
You just know Leach is gonna get in on the action soon.
Old man Saban yelling at the NIL kids on his lawn.
Y’all are some boring fricks in the East.
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Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:50 pm to thatthang
Don't forget Golding's DUI!
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:50 pm to thatthang
Arkansas and Tennessee fans are just sitting back having tea together right now.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:50 pm to thatthang
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Potential for best sex scandal since Petrino
So I heard today on the radio that there was no accident for old Petrino. Apparently the lady's husband literally met him at the Sonic.
Is that true?Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:51 pm to thatthang
Just wait until yall realize that part of Ed Orgerons non-compete was to wear the Mike the Tiger costume for the spring game.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:51 pm to Partha
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Don't forget Golding's DUI!
Dude, we’re not doing coordinators! Heads will explode.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:53 pm to Basura Blanco
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Just wait until yall realize that part of Ed Orgerons non-compete was to wear the Mike the Tiger costume for the spring game.
Hell yeah! I’m here for this. All of this!
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:54 pm to thatthang
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Y’all are some boring fricks in the East.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 2:54 pm to thatthang
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Dude, we’re not doing coordinators! Heads will explode.
Fair point.Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:02 pm to FreddieMac
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So I heard today on the radio that there was no accident for old Petrino. Apparently the lady's husband literally met him at the Sonic. Is that true?
I believe that this is the version of the story I’ve heard on this board from the Arkansas fans for a little while now. It kind of makes sense but if true not sure why we basically heard about the girl being on the bike immediately.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:04 pm to thatthang
See all the good stuff that happens when UGA wins a title? Y'all should let us do it more often
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:06 pm to CauleyHog
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Arkansas and Tennessee fans are just sitting back having tea together right now.
Why do I keep hearing "Hey, ya'll watch this" faintly in the background ....
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:09 pm to thatthang
Wild wild West.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:11 pm to WG_Dawg
the story on Petrino that made the most sense:
boyfrie#nd #1 caught boyfriend #2(petrino) with the girl. He commenced to beating on Petrino. Petrino needed some relief so he took off on his bike. Boyfriend #1 was chasing him in a car and Petrino missed a turn or a curve and went into the bushes. Girl made it to a crash site but I dont remember in or on which vehicle.
boyfrie#nd #1 caught boyfriend #2(petrino) with the girl. He commenced to beating on Petrino. Petrino needed some relief so he took off on his bike. Boyfriend #1 was chasing him in a car and Petrino missed a turn or a curve and went into the bushes. Girl made it to a crash site but I dont remember in or on which vehicle.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:11 pm to thatthang
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Also they’re starting to get very insecure about big brother’s imminent arrival.
This is why they went all 1980s SMU with NIL.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:15 pm to PorkerDaddy
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the story on Petrino that made the most sense:
boyfrie#nd #1 caught boyfriend #2(petrino) with the girl. He commenced to beating on Petrino. Petrino needed some relief so he took off on his bike. Boyfriend #1 was chasing him in a car and Petrino missed a turn or a curve and went into the bushes. Girl made it to a crash site but I dont remember in or on which vehicle.
This is pretty close, I heard the fight didn't occur until after Petrino was off the bike.. but it's all the same. Her man beat his arse and they tried to cover it up.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:21 pm to Hellmet
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This is pretty close, I heard the fight didn't occur until after Petrino was off the bike.. but it's all the same. Her man beat his arse and they tried to cover it up.
A beating at the site of the accident is an incredible visual, and the first I’ve heard of that theory.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:22 pm to thatthang
Jimbo was VERY defensive and upset. Either a scandal is a brewin' or someone stole his jar.
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:25 pm to CauleyHog
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Arkansas and Tennessee fans are just sitting back having tea together right now.
The popcorn is pretty good as well
Posted on 2/4/22 at 3:29 pm to thatthang
This is what happens when Alabama doesn’t win the Natty.
Remember covid came about right after LSU won it in 2019.
Chaos ensues when Saban is angry and he brings his wrath down upon the earth
Remember covid came about right after LSU won it in 2019.
Chaos ensues when Saban is angry and he brings his wrath down upon the earth
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