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re: It's Aggie Game Week! Restart the tradition - bring your best Aggie Jokes!
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:16 pm to Dotarian
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:16 pm to Dotarian
How many aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?
100
1 to hold the ladder
1 to unscrew the lightbulb
98 to say,” ooh look at our tradition”.
100
1 to hold the ladder
1 to unscrew the lightbulb
98 to say,” ooh look at our tradition”.
1
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:18 pm to Green Chili Tiger
College Station is home to the frumpiest people you will find in the South.
It's like if Luby's was a college.
It's like if Luby's was a college.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:25 pm to Txspur
How many aggies does it take to change a lightbulb?
5
1 to Hold the Bulb.
2 to Spin the Ladder.
1 to Call it a Tradition.
1 to Lead a "Screw the Hell Outta Lightbulb" yell.
5
1 to Hold the Bulb.
2 to Spin the Ladder.
1 to Call it a Tradition.
1 to Lead a "Screw the Hell Outta Lightbulb" yell.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:27 pm to Dotarian
It’s always been a favorite of mine
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:34 pm to Dotarian
Insurance agent tells Aggie that most accidents happen within a mile of his home.
So he moved.
So he moved.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 1:43 pm to Dotarian
That picture is photoshopped from a picture taken on 6th street long ago
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:26 pm to Dotarian
An Aggie pilot & co-pilot were flying to Columbia, SC for a football game. The flight goes well, and they get clearance to land. The pilot touches the plane down on the very leading edge of the runway and immediately slams on the brakes has hard as he can. The plane comes to a stop only about a half inch from falling off of the end of the runway, and the pair let out a sigh of relief.
The pilot looks at the co-pilot and says, "That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
The co-pilot says, "Yeah!" Then looks out both side windows, "But it sure is wide!"
The pilot looks at the co-pilot and says, "That is the shortest runway I've ever seen!"
The co-pilot says, "Yeah!" Then looks out both side windows, "But it sure is wide!"
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:27 pm to Dotarian
Two recent Aggie graduates were having a tough time finding jobs after college, so they decided to pool their money together and buy a tractor trailer and start their own trucking company. They figure they can take turns driving and sleeping and make a bunch of money. Things are going well until one day they come to a bridge over the highway with a sign that says "11 feet." The truck is 11'6" tall. The one driving looks around and says, "I don't see any cops around, let's go for it."
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:28 pm to Dotarian
An Aggie and a longhorn are using the bathroom. The Aggie starts to leave, and the longhorn says
"At the University of Texas they taught us to wash our hands after we use the restroom."
The Aggie replies "At Texas A&M they taught us not to piss on our hands."
"At the University of Texas they taught us to wash our hands after we use the restroom."
The Aggie replies "At Texas A&M they taught us not to piss on our hands."
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:30 pm to Dotarian
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:32 pm to BigBro
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1 to Lead a "Screw the Hell Outta Lightbulb" yell.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:36 pm to FootballFrenzy
How do you get an Aggie Graduate off your front porch?
Pay them for the Pizza!
Why do Yell leaders prefer tilt steering?
More head room...
Pay them for the Pizza!
Why do Yell leaders prefer tilt steering?
More head room...
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:37 pm to Old Sarge
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That picture is photoshopped from a picture taken at the Chicken nine years ago
TMI - please spare us the details next time.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:37 pm to Supr_65
quote:
How do you get an Aggie Graduate off your front porch?
Pay them for the Pizza!
Someone had that one as a sig pic for a while.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:42 pm to FootballFrenzy
Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
He fell out of the tree.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:42 pm to Dotarian
A doctor, an Aggie grad, a priest and a boy scout were flying on a plane that started having engine problems.
The pilot comes to the back and says "this plane is going down, and I'm taking a parachute because it's my plane!". He grabs a chute and jumps out.
The rest of the passengers realize there's only three chutes left for the four of them.
The doctor says "I have a patient to save!", grabs a chute and jumps out.
The Aggie grad says "I'm the smartest person on the plane and just got a job at NASA!", grabs a chute and jumps out.
The priest looks at the Boy Scout and says "Son, I've had a good long life. Take the last chute and save yourself".
The Boy Scout says "Don't worry, Father. We're both going to live. The Aggie grad just grabbed my backpack and jumped out of the plane!"
The pilot comes to the back and says "this plane is going down, and I'm taking a parachute because it's my plane!". He grabs a chute and jumps out.
The rest of the passengers realize there's only three chutes left for the four of them.
The doctor says "I have a patient to save!", grabs a chute and jumps out.
The Aggie grad says "I'm the smartest person on the plane and just got a job at NASA!", grabs a chute and jumps out.
The priest looks at the Boy Scout and says "Son, I've had a good long life. Take the last chute and save yourself".
The Boy Scout says "Don't worry, Father. We're both going to live. The Aggie grad just grabbed my backpack and jumped out of the plane!"
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:46 pm to Dotarian
It’s actually a spoof of A&M by a SWC foe.
Might be tech.
Might be tech.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 2:48 pm to BigBro
quote:
Did you hear about the Aggie that broke his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
lol.
What's funny is that these jokes would work for any fanbase except for the "screw the hell outta the lightbulb" one.
Posted on 10/22/24 at 3:01 pm to Dotarian
An Aggie, a Tiger, and a Longhorn student went on a trip together. After a long day on the road, they stopped at a hotel to stay the night. The Aggie stayed on the first floor, the Tiger on the second floor, and the Longhorn on the third floor.
All was well and good until the Longhorn discovers that his room doesn't have a bathroom in it, and he really has to go, so he poops in a pillow case and throws it over the balcony.
The next morning, they all meet downstairs and the Tiger is freaking out because he thought he saw a ghost last night. Without missing a beat, the Aggie exclaims, "Yeah, I saw that ghost too. He flew in my window and I beat the shite out of him!"
All was well and good until the Longhorn discovers that his room doesn't have a bathroom in it, and he really has to go, so he poops in a pillow case and throws it over the balcony.
The next morning, they all meet downstairs and the Tiger is freaking out because he thought he saw a ghost last night. Without missing a beat, the Aggie exclaims, "Yeah, I saw that ghost too. He flew in my window and I beat the shite out of him!"
Posted on 10/22/24 at 3:22 pm to BigBro
The US, Italy and France held a symposium to discuss why the male penis was shaped the way it is. Each country would send a representative from their leading academic institution to participate. The US rep came from A&M.
The three reps got together, decided on the parameters of the discussion and agreed to come back in a month to present their case for consideration.
After a month, the three reps came back together and presented the results of their research:
The French representative said that they'd conclusively found that the male penis was shaped to maximize the pleasure for the man.
The A&M rep smiled and giggled but held his peace.
The Italian representative said that they'd conclusively found that the male penis was shaped the way it was to maximize the pleasure of the woman.
The A&M rep couldn't hold in his laughter any longer, and completely busted out laughing.
The other two reps got extremely upset and asked the aTm grad what was so funny.
He replied "you guys got it all wrong. We conducted extensive research on this and found, definitively, that a man's penis is shaped the way it is to prevent your hand from slipping off the end".
The three reps got together, decided on the parameters of the discussion and agreed to come back in a month to present their case for consideration.
After a month, the three reps came back together and presented the results of their research:
The French representative said that they'd conclusively found that the male penis was shaped to maximize the pleasure for the man.
The A&M rep smiled and giggled but held his peace.
The Italian representative said that they'd conclusively found that the male penis was shaped the way it was to maximize the pleasure of the woman.
The A&M rep couldn't hold in his laughter any longer, and completely busted out laughing.
The other two reps got extremely upset and asked the aTm grad what was so funny.
He replied "you guys got it all wrong. We conducted extensive research on this and found, definitively, that a man's penis is shaped the way it is to prevent your hand from slipping off the end".
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