Started By
Message

Is Lane really this dumb... yes it seems he is..

Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:45 pm
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
653 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:45 pm
The guy used ChatGPT as his lawyer. What a dork. Good luck LSU with this Lane Train Wreck... lol


As LSU and the SEC found themselves locked in an unprecedented game of legal chicken over coach Lane Kiffin's plan to roster two former NFL players this season, Kiffin routinely reached out to his friend, attorney Tom Mars, for legal advice.

When Mars urged Kiffin to back down, the LSU coach texted him screenshots of legal opinions from an unlikely source.

ChatGPT.

If Kiffin hadn't backed down, LSU might have been punished severely, perhaps even kicked out of the league, if the SEC prevailed in federal court or a state appeals court.

"Eventually I told him that a guy with a $91 million contract ought to have a top-notch lawyer on speed dial and not be using ChatGPT for legal advice," Mars said.

Mars describes Kiffin as "just different."
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 4:46 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
75668 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

Good luck LSU with this Lane Train Wreck... lol


Would you rather Shane Beamer or Lane Kiffin to run your program today?
Posted by DeplorableTerrorizer
Member since Nov 2025
505 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:47 pm to
Or.. hear me out. He has lawyers and was telling mars to get bent
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
653 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:48 pm to
Beamer... I would pull my financial support if Lane was the coach. I have no use for liars or cheats.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
19229 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:48 pm to
Umm, Mars is Kiffin’s lawyer
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
111161 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

The guy used ChatGPT as his lawyer.

You believe this and you are calling someone else dumb?

Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
40201 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:49 pm to
quote:


Would you rather Shane Beamer or Lane Kiffin to run your program today?


Shane Beamer
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
10619 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:51 pm to
Bow we can see why you’ll always be little old South Carolina.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
40201 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Umm, Mars is Kiffin’s lawyer


They are just friends and Kiffin was asking him for legal advice and then arguing with Chat GPT responses is what it looks like.

Eventually Mars told him he should hire an attorney.

Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
653 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:52 pm to
So, this attorney is quoted in ESPN article as a friend of Lane's? He could be sued if he lied. You are the dumb one.
Posted by supersaints9
Colleyville,Tx
Member since Dec 2009
20316 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

I would pull my financial suppor


You financially support South Carolina??

quote:

Is Lane really this dumb


Not as dumb as you apparently
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
653 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

vidtiger23
Me having a conversation about a coach who almost got LSU kicked out of the SEC has nothing to do with our program. You might be as dumb as Lane.. lol
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 4:55 pm
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
32649 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:53 pm to
Most Attorneys are worthless pieces of shite, anyway.


Probably why Ole Miss produces so many.
Posted by burke985
UGANDA
Member since Aug 2011
29276 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:54 pm to
He's smarter than you he's got a 95 million contract
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15466 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:55 pm to
I bet South Carolina booms with donors like you
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
653 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

He's smarter than you he's got a 95 million contract
Doesn't make him smarter. Just richer.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
19229 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

They are just friends and Kiffin was asking him for legal advice and then arguing with Chat GPT responses is what it looks like. Eventually Mars told him he should hire an attorney


Yep. The same thing my lawyer tells me every time I call.
Do I have him on retainer? Of course not
Is he the first call I’m making if I need legal advise or help? Absolutely
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30211 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:56 pm to
The NFL stuff was probably just an attention draw..and it fricking worked like hell..Just like when I rent my Rolls Royce after I hit the lottery and drive down sorority row 8x a day at least. And put me in it as my prpfile pic on Tinder...that will be a very fun month.
This post was edited on 9/18/26 at 4:59 pm
Posted by flagshipuniversity
Camden SC, Charlotte NC
Member since Jul 2024
653 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

I bet South Carolina booms with donors like you
You can't handle the truth... lol..
Posted by bigjohnson
Gonzales
Member since Aug 2022
283 posts
Posted on 9/18/26 at 4:59 pm to
Click bait bullshite. Kiffen and LSU said all along the they would follow the rules. When the SEC made the rule, LSU followed it. SEC said they would kick LSU out of the conference. Kiffen/LSU did what they said (from the beginning) they were gonna do. It was the SEC who did not do what they said they would do
Page 1 2
Jump to page
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on X and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter