re: Is Lane Kiffin the greatest coach in Ole Miss history?

The Ap and Coaches Poll champions got legitimate trophies.

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The Ap and Coaches Poll champions got legitimate trophies.

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Based on what?

At some point you’ve got to draw the line and exclude little bullshite opinion papers.

What makes it not as legitimate?

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Nobody cares about it compared to the AP.

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It appears that Ole Miss, EA (who produces the yearly college football game), the NCAA and the FWAA itself actually care. So I would say quite a few people care about it

can we let him win something first, then have this discussion

6 SEC championships before the championship game? How many of those were ties? Who cares?

No, Minnesota did. Technically the NCAA recognizes Ole Miss as a co-champion for 1960. The last poll was published before bowl season (that policy was changed in 1965). Minnesota lost their bowl game that year, Ole Miss did not. Apparently students protested by hanging and burning dummies of the AP and UPI polls outside the Union.

Obvious troll is obvious troll.

Or willfully ignorant. No point in engaging.