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I’d be shocked if any UAA member could muster the strength to lift their eyes off the floor in the time it would take for Kiffin to frick all of their wives ...

If lsu beats Alabama, Alabama beats Georgia, Georgia beats Texas, ole miss loses to Georgia and beats lsu, mizzou loses to Alabama and wins out etc that’s 5 teams that could be 7-1. It won’t happen obviously because Oklahoma probably isn’t going 3-5 but it’s definitely something that should be publi...

I placed the largest bet of my life on Alabama -5 against Michigan so I jinxed them so bad they not only lost but their program collapsed ...

UF can’t even fulfill their NIL obligations ...

Saban was 5’6 and from West Virginia but he obviously made it work. DeBoer would be a good hire for alabama. ...

Hide your coaches ...

They refused the 9 game conference schedule for leverage moving forward. It’s pretty absurd schools are making this much money when coaching salaries and stadium renovations are pretty much entirely funded by donations ...

He already agreed to a deal for next year then came back a month later and demanded more money which we agreed to. Last week he demanded another raise and we told him to kick rocks. He’ll be begging to come back if some idiotic team doesn’t blow their wad on a running back ...

Imagine the government telling you that you’re only allowed to make X amount of dollars...

Because alabama lost to a playoff team and squeaked by some bad SEC teams they now suck while Michigan is getting a lot of credit for beating a Penn state team that doesn’t play offense and the worst Ohio State team since Tattoogate. Every bet I’ve made for the past month has been parlayed with Alab...