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re: Is it time for McElwain to produce evidence that he isn't the person in the shark picture?

Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:40 pm to
Posted by PrisonMike
Member since Jan 2015
1528 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:40 pm to
SEC should keep this story going all season. Media should get together and once per week a reporter should ask a different SEC Coach what he thinks about the video.

All responses get included in a video mash-up at the end of the season with maybe some Offspring playing in the background.
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 2:44 pm
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15391 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:43 pm to
What evidence do you produce to prove you are not in a picture?
Posted by krandor
Member since Dec 2014
1400 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:44 pm to
quote:

What evidence do you produce to prove you are not in a picture?


Provide something that shows you were somewhere other then on a fishing boat that day.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:46 pm to
In fairness to Coach Mac, he's heard SO many times that the Gator offense has jumped the shark.......

he thought it was the proper thing to do
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42620 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

What evidence do you produce to prove you are not in a picture?



Bro, I'm not Coach Mac.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:00 pm to
quote:



Provide something that shows you were somewhere other then on a fishing boat that day.


Is there any date attached to the photo? Is he going to have to prove he was somewhere for a whole month?
Posted by soleckma
Member since Nov 2013
994 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:08 pm to
I think it was him
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
24192 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:33 pm to
After watching his PC and denial, I am convinced that really is McElwain.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:41 pm to
Simplest explanation is usually correct.

How many other people that look identical to him are running around out there?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:44 pm to
quote:

Simplest explanation is usually correct. How many other people that look identical to him are running around out there?


Occam's Razor?
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49107 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:51 pm to
Is it the Shark or the naked part that is most concerning?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Is it the Shark or the naked part that is most concerning?


The frumpy tan lines on the dad-bod are the worst.

Sweet, sweet love between an SEC coach and his catch is none of my business
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 4:19 pm
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 3:59 pm to
The only way I think he clears his name is by dropping trou and having someone do a comparison.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49107 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

The frumpy tan lines on the dad-bod are the worst.

Sweet, sweet love between an SEC coach and his catch is non of my business

This made me laugh!
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 4:23 pm to
If it's Mac here's how it likely went down:

So Mac and his wife are out fishing, probably drinking heavily. They're out in the water by themselves, no other boats around, at some point their clothes come off.

They then hook and catch a shark, maybe it was a huge surprise, maybe they weren't even trying to catch a shark. Drunk, naked Mac is all excited and decides that mounting the shark is the best way to capture the excitement of the moment.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 4:31 pm to
quote:

If it's Mac here's how it likely went down: So Mac and his wife are out fishing, probably drinking heavily. They're out in the water by themselves, no other boats around, at some point their clothes come off. They then hook and catch a shark, maybe it was a huge surprise, maybe they weren't even trying to catch a shark. Drunk, naked Mac is all excited and decides that mounting the shark is the best way to capture the excitement of the moment.


No offense dude, but this sounds more like a confession that a supposition
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43319 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

Occam's Razor?


Ockham. OCKHAM MOTHERfrickER.

Sorry....pet peeve of mine.
Posted by philter
Member since Dec 2004
8966 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

Ockham. OCKHAM MOTHERfrickER.



That may be his generally accepted name spelling, but either spelling is CORRECT when referring to the idea.
This post was edited on 5/10/17 at 8:09 pm
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
8906 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 8:53 pm to
Who among us has not, at some point in their life, fricked a shark? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, I say.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
43700 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 10:05 pm to
Please be him lol
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