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re: Is it time for McElwain to produce evidence that he isn't the person in the shark picture?

Posted on 5/10/17 at 11:03 pm to
Posted by PrisonMike
Member since Jan 2015
1528 posts
Posted on 5/10/17 at 11:03 pm to
quote:

Ockham. OCKHAM MOTHERfrickER.

Sorry....pet peeve of mine.

I understand why you say that, but both are accepted, and Wikipedia actually has Occam listed first.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 2:10 am to
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No way I'd be that close to such a huge creature with all those rows of awful teeth waiting to mangle me.

And the shark is pretty scary too.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:13 am to
quote:

Ockham. OCKHAM MOTHERfrickER. Sorry....pet peeve of mine.


Dang man, what a strange hill to make your stand

But, I understand having things that make your eye twitch and give you a headache later in the evening, causing you to drink more scotch than you intended

So, Ockham it is
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:35 am to
So hump the shark is the new jump the shark?
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 8:59 am to
quote:

So hump the shark is the new jump the shark?


The term used to be " jump your bones". But, since sharks don't have bones that phrase was deemed hurtful.

In this new age, we can't label anything as gender specific.

Male, female, Elasmobranchii? It's all the same
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 9:04 am
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4768 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 9:48 am to
My questions are:

What did he do with the shark? Eat it, release it? All conservationists should be concerned about maintaining a healthy population of apex predators in the ecosystem
Posted by TheRaid
Currently Living in South Alabama
Member since Jan 2013
1304 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 10:10 am to
evidence? y'all want him to get naked so you can compare tan lines and butt cracks? Y'all are weird.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12649 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 10:15 am to
Has a picture of the offspring of this romance been relaeased?
Posted by HaveMercy
Member since Dec 2014
3000 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 10:29 am to
quote:

Has a picture of the offspring of this romance been relaeased


Dang, I'd hate to see the teeth on that kid.
This post was edited on 5/11/17 at 10:31 am
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:31 am to
quote:

Has a picture of the offspring of this romance been relaeased?


Posted by Iron Lion
North of the river
Member since Nov 2014
11801 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:34 am to
Looks like a fat Garry Shandling
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
17722 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:34 am to
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AUTiger45




Bravo, sir
Posted by AUTiger45
The Ham
Member since Oct 2013
4043 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 11:34 am to
land shart!



you can tell mcellwain is his daddy, just look at the butter stained dna.
Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
2988 posts
Posted on 5/11/17 at 12:10 pm to
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more interested in who the shark is


All his shark friends are like "y'all hear McElwain screwed Frank harder than he is screwing Florida's offense?"
Posted by PrisonMike
Member since Jan 2015
1528 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:25 pm to
Do we have any resolution on this yet?

McElwain needs to address this in a press conference scheduled solely for this purpose.
Posted by Murray Hill Gator
Member since Nov 2014
1183 posts
Posted on 5/29/17 at 8:30 pm to
Why does it not surprise me that someone named PrisonMike would be interested in sex with someone or something other than its gender or species.
Posted by LSUCouyon
ONTHELAKEATDELHI, La.
Member since Oct 2006
11329 posts
Posted on 5/30/17 at 7:34 am to
"What did he do with the shark?"

Ya think maybe he thought about dragging his nuts across the shark's face?

On second thought, that would be a gump specialty. So no.....
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:52 am to
Great white bump
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