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re: Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?

Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39608 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:41 pm to
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I didn't know that sucking dick paid that well.


Your mom didn’t tell you?
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
19362 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:46 pm to
An Aggie fan talking about other coaches is hilarious

Your coach is a straight arse bitch

Neither Saban or BK or bitches
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:47 pm to
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Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?


Yes







Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
4534 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:48 pm to
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To be honest I can care less one way or another


But, how much less could you care?
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:48 pm to
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Some people make more money than you brother. It’s gonna be ok



Posted by BLG
Georgia
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:48 pm to
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39608 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:49 pm to
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Neither Saban or BK or bitches


Pardon me..are you attempting English today?

How can we help you
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:50 pm to
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:52 pm to
quote:

Pardon me..are you attempting English today?

How can we help you


Allow me to help you.

Pardon me, are you attempting to write in English today?

How can we help you?
Posted by Pleasenewdc
Member since Oct 2008
1546 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:52 pm to
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I can’t imagine how silly it could feel scolding a 6’5 275lb muscle freak when staring up at him.


I witnessed Coach Don Shows (the late West Monroe High School Football Coach) lay into players and coaches on multiple occasions that towered over him. He might have been small in stature, but he demanded respect and got it. When he didn't, he'd embarrass the coaches or players in front of everyone.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
15957 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:54 pm to
It must be good to know that if football doesn't work out they can start their own midget cleaning service.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
25580 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:58 pm to
In their natural position, absolutely. Several feet shorter

This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 4:06 pm
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
86888 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:58 pm to
No way Saban is 5’9
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
39608 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:05 pm to


Lol what a dork.
Posted by Serraneaux
South of 30a
Member since Mar 2014
21671 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:08 pm to
Jay Johnson and Brian Kelly. Lol.
Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15655 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:10 pm to
Yes but if they're standing side-by-side on a bridge pissing, Kelly has to dodge the sailboats passing underneath......
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
38671 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:13 pm to
Tripod motherfricker
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8503 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:13 pm to
Deceiving because BK is standing further back in that photo. His shoulders are above Saban's (although one of them clearly has an abnormal head size ).
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:34 pm to
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For all the short jokes that LSU fans have made since 2007 and their new coach is shorter than Saban. Thats hilarious.


None of them want to acknowledge this for some reason.

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130414 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:05 pm to
Even with those platform shoes
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