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Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:36 am
Posted by JoinTheResistance
Member since Mar 2018
50 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:36 am
I will define each SEC team with one incredibly accurate statement.

UGA - Have finally reached their potential.

Texas - That super talented private school that just not hard enough to beat the big boys.

TAM - The down syndrome riddled brother of the super talented soft private school team.

Alabama - Lots of chromosomes and not many teeth.

Auburn - Less chromosomes and more teeth.

Kentucky - A backa ball....A backa ball

Tennessee - An awakening moster.

Arkansas - Fun to watch

South Carolina - Angy and loud and special teams

Ole Miss - Nice scenery

Miss State - Get cho arse over here boy

Missouri - Look how gay we are!

Florida - Somebody get Tebow a visor!

LSU - Cajun creole coonass rarararararar?

Oklahoma - We've made a horrible mistake








Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
20936 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:40 am to
You left out Vandy
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
11426 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:41 am to
Florida State - paid $12m to go 2-10.

Posted by Eldodroptop
Member since Jul 2021
2187 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:51 am to
quote:

Texas - just not hard enough.. Soft.


What would you have our defense do? Start stabbing the bastards???
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
130057 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:51 am to
In this thread


You proved you are an idiot.
Posted by UFMatt
Proud again to be an American
Member since Oct 2010
12462 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 7:54 am to
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I will define FSUcks with one incredibly accurate statement.


Losers!
Posted by DAWG0829
Dallas,Ga
Member since Oct 2012
1638 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:01 am to
Don’t call Georgia bastards you misspelled DADDY !
we own that drunk coach of yours he collapsed worse the kirby did against the GOAT .
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
45944 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:12 am to
Mike Norvell - 6th highest paid coach in the country. 10 Million per year, 60+ million dollar buyout.

Record 33-27 (20-20 ACC)


Posted by n64ra
Member since Jul 2024
1435 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:26 am to
Summary - Each SEC team would beat FSU by 4 or more TDs
Posted by DAWG0829
Dallas,Ga
Member since Oct 2012
1638 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:29 am to
Yeah bama dodged a bullet
not hiring Norvell
Posted by theballguy
Parody clause in full effect
Member since Oct 2011
18306 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 8:32 am to
You put a lot of effort into low effort
Posted by shallowminded
Member since Nov 2012
3029 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 9:17 am to
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What would you have our defense do? Start stabbing the bastards???



This made me laugh!
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1454 posts
Posted on 12/10/24 at 9:23 am to
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Oklahoma - We've made a horrible mistake


Spot on IMO
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