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re: I’m not joking anymore

Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:20 am to
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:20 am to
A commitment, its what I'm thinking
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15458 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:27 am to
I don't think God cares about sports.

But between the ball grabbing, jizz drinking, gay milkmen, worshipping grass and dead dogs, and stolen valor TAMU might cause Him to weigh in on your athletic (mis)fortunes.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
44171 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:30 am to
God doesn’t like ghey cults
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5913 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:32 am to
The lord frowns upon ghaynss.
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:32 am to
quote:

I don't think God cares about sports.




quote:

But between the ball grabbing, jizz drinking, gay milkmen, worshipping grass and dead dogs, and stolen valor TAMU might cause Him to weigh in on your athletic (mis)fortunes.


Posted by Chustle
Member since May 2025
17 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:36 am to
quote:

I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


I genuinely think you simply have poor leadership and that’s why you’re a failure
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28525 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:41 am to
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Chustle


Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12415 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 7:58 am to
I feel like we're pretty close to the field of mental health using yall as a scale of clinical depression.

On a scale of 1 to 10, where 10 is like being a life long aggie fan..how have things felt for you
Posted by GamerAg
Member since Dec 2010
2071 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:02 am to
The curse is real
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35696 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:16 am to
Anyone who served in the military with other officers who were A&M grads think a plague of locusts is too lenient. The combination of Texas arrogance and little brother insecurity (in this case, towards Annapolis grads) was completely annoying.
Posted by Pickle_Weasel
Member since Mar 2016
4358 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:16 am to
quote:

I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


I mean, He's not a fan of the whole "two beasts one back" gay Aggie thing..
Posted by HolyGlore
college station
Member since May 2025
5 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:17 am to
2nd place school netting 2nd place students and 2nd place athletes wonders why they never come in 1st, blames god. Po aggy.
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
6143 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:18 am to
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2nd place school netting 2nd place students and 2nd place athletes wonders why they never come in 1st, blames god. Po aggy.


If we were 2nd in everything, that would be one thing.

And I'm not blaming Him; I'm just stating an opinion.
This post was edited on 5/19/25 at 9:41 am
Posted by HolyGlore
college station
Member since May 2025
5 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:21 am to
Maybe you should blame Her.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
121479 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:29 am to
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FootballFrenzy
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
6143 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:31 am to
quote:

HolyGlore

college station
Member since May 2025
2 posts

Who's alter are you?
Posted by wfallstiger
Wichita Falls, Texas
Member since Jun 2006
13577 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:35 am to
We appreciate your contributions as ags always set a new low for everyone else...your ouster is 'print a plastic cup' worthy...worse than lsu slu
Posted by FootballFrenzy
Chief of the Grammar Police
Member since Oct 2023
6143 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:36 am to
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We appreciate your contributions as ags always set a new low for everyone else...your ouster is 'print a plastic cup' worthy...worse than lsu slu


I agree. We have a lot of things to be embarrassed about.

I'll still be a fan until the day I die, though.
Posted by caliegeaux
Booo Cheeeen
Member since Aug 2004
11557 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:43 am to
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I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


IDK man, he's very favorable to retards....i'm sure he has a soft spot for y'all.
Posted by GumboPot
Member since Mar 2009
133320 posts
Posted on 5/19/25 at 8:44 am to
quote:

I genuinely, honestly, truly, sincerely think God has some kind of beef with the Texas A&M University athletics department.


I blame your campus architecture. It's too brutalist.




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