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Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:23 pm to
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Different strokes for different folks I guess
ISWYDT...

The other guy might not be able to (due to the friend zone), but I do...
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:23 pm to
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Tylenol Precise is pretty awesome outside of the fact that it makes you smell like a nursing home.

Topical analgesics are fricked up that way, no?
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:23 pm to
Neutral response. Well played
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:24 pm to
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TTsTowel

Sup bruh.
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:24 pm to
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Thinking from her perspective


Stop
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:25 pm to
I mean, when a drunk girl is texting me it ends well 99% of the time

Eta: especially a drunk girl that's had my dick in her mouth
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 11:27 pm
Posted by JimMorrison
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:25 pm to


Holy frick

eta: not sure if this is legit...crazy shite
This post was edited on 10/19/12 at 11:27 pm
Posted by TTsTowel
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:25 pm to
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cyde
How goes it?

Preparing myself for the dry, anal penetration that will occur around lunch time tomorrow.

Should be fun...and dry.
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:25 pm to
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Stop


Did it as quickly as I could. The lack of logic required to think like a woman was painful.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:26 pm to
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Thinking from her perspective though...
What if she actually is seriously interested in LCT and that is why she is being honest with him all of a sudden about seeing other peeps and now she is just taking time to mull things over and make sure she is ready to commit?



I'm half wondering if this is the situation. I don't understand why she would make a point to start off and say "You know I really like you, right?" before she said all of the other stuff.

Then again, I have a penis, so I'm not expected to understand how women think.


I'm taking advice from about 10 different people on this situation. All I know is I'm not gonna change who I am, and like I said earlier, if friend zone is her end game, well, then there won't be a friend to go in that zone on my end.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:27 pm to
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Did it as quickly as I could. The lack of logic required to think like a woman was painful.



I have a headache.
Posted by tmc94
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:27 pm to
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Oh is that how it works for you? Different strokes for different folks I guess

I don't know him or her, but this situation is pretty easy to break down just based on what he's said tonight

she wants attention and giving it to her easily is not going to get him anywhere
Posted by GeauxWarTigers
Auburn
Member since Oct 2010
18046 posts
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:27 pm to
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Preparing myself for the dry, anal penetration that will occur around lunch time tomorrow.

Should be fun...and dry.


So I just popped in the BVG thread. Any chance any of that shite is legit? Fire a 4 year coach (that won a NC) mid-season and put a brand new DC in as Interim?
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:28 pm to
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Did it as quickly as I could. The lack of logic required to think like a woman was painful.



No shite.

Male brain: I like her. I should do things that make her want to have sex with me.

Female brain: I like him. I should do things that make him think twice about having sex with me. That way if he really wants me, he will ignore my bitchiness and continue pursuing me.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:28 pm to
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So I just popped in the BVG thread. Any chance any of that shite is legit? Fire a 4 year coach (that won a NC) mid-season and put a brand new DC in as Interim?




Brother Bill says hello.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:29 pm to
Youre playing it cool. Just don't initiate contact
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:29 pm to
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So I just popped in the BVG thread. Any chance any of that shite is legit? Fire a 4 year coach (that won a NC) mid-season and put a brand new DC in as Interim?



It would definitely be one of the most rapid falls from grace in sports history that wasn't accompanied by scandal.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:30 pm to
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Youre playing it cool. Just don't initiate contact




She just invited me to join her and her friend out.


I'm gonna decline.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:30 pm to
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Preparing myself for the dry, anal penetration that will occur around lunch time tomorrow.

Should be fun...and dry.

See... the way I look at it is that this is normally a game Auburn wouldn't even worry about.

The problem in this case seems like it will come from the fact that James Franklin is really good at developing and coaching the talent he is able to get.

Really, the idea that Vandy, State and Ole Miss seem to be experiencing renaissances in their football program while the HBC has USCe clicking is nothing short of astonishing, if you think about it.

Either way, the fact that it'll be fricking my Auburn friends will curb my enthusiasm if things go pear-shaped tomorrow.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:31 pm to
Dude, she got drunk ad texted him. Do you think there are no males at the bar or in her phonebook?

She was thinking about LCT. Plain as day
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